Pick Up Lines
~ 1990 Losers Club
Bill: Are you French because Eiffel for you.
Richie: Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can see myself in your pants!
Stan: Are you religious? Cause you're the answer to all my prayers.
Eddie: Hey, tie your shoes! I don't want you falling for anyone else.
Beverly: You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
Ben: Somebody call the cops, because its got to be illegal to look that good!
Mike: I must be a snowflake, because I've fallen for you.
~ 2017 Losers Club
Bill: I know you're busy today, but can you add me to your to-do list?
Richie: What has 36 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? My zipper.
Stan: If you were a steak you would be well done.
Eddie: Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.
Beverly: Are you cake? Cause I want a piece of that.
Ben: Are you lost ma'am? Because heaven is a long way from here.
Mike: There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn't have your number in it.
~ 2017 Bowers Gang
Henry: If you were a library book, I would check you out.
Patrick: My love for you is like diarrhoea, I just can't hold it in.
Belch: Are you a cat because I'm feline a connection between us
Victor: If I were to ask you out on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?
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~ It 1990 - 2017 ~
Fanfiction~ Requests Closed ~ It 1990 - 2017 ~ Preferences and Imagines (i made this when i was 15 sooo read at your own risk!)
