~ It 1990 - 2017 ~

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☆Them As Funny Quotes☆

1990 Losers Club

Bill: "I'm not always rude and sarcastic, sometimes I'm asleep"

Richie: "I'm just a good girl with bad habits"

Stan: "I'm not anti-social. I'm selectively social. There's a difference"

Eddie: "I go from 0 to fuck everybody real quick"

Ben: "I have multiple personalities and none of them like you"

Beverly: "Of course I talk to myself. Sometimes I need expert advice"

Mike: "At first i cared, but then I was like: nah, fuck you"

~ 2017 Losers Club

Bill: "I'm not rude. I just have the balls to say what everyone else is thinking"

Richie: "I'm a bad influence but we're gonna have a lot of fun"

Stan: "Listen, I'm a nice person, so if I'm a bitch to you, you need to ask yourself why"

Eddie: "I may look calm, but in my mind I have killed you three times"

Ben: "I set my alarm early so that I have time to lie in bed and be sad about having to get up"

Beverly: "I don't hold grudges. I remember facts"

Mike: "I need a six month vacation twice a year"

~ 2017 Bowers Gang

Henry: "I don't have an attitude problem, you have a problem with my attitude and that's not my problem"

Patrick: "Honey I rose up from the dead, I do it all the time"

Belch: "Keep your head high, and your middle finger higher"

Victor: "I wish people had a 30 seconds trailer so I could see what I'm getting myself into"