trashmouths wife ➵ richie tozier x reader [editing]

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We rush over to ben helping him up.

"What the fuck happened to you?" I ask

"Henry bowers." He says showing us his scar

"Jesus." I gasp

We help ben get onto bills bike, as we quickly ride into town.

"i think it's great we're helping the new kid, but we also need to think about our own safety." Eddie rambles

"Our own safety?" I ask laughing, "ed's what's going to happen?"

"He's bleeding all over!" Eddie says

"and?"

"There's an AIDS epidemic happening right now, as we speak."

"My moms friend in new york city got it, just by touching a dirty pole on the subway."

"Shut up ed's or ill give you aids." Richie says

"You have aids?" I ask

"no dipshit." He whispers to me

"i heard that you know- anyway a drop of AIDS blood got into his system through a hangnail. A hangnail!"

"an-and you can amputate legs and arms. But- But how do you amputate a waist? How do you amputate a waist?!"

"you guys do know that alleys are known for dirty needles that have aids right? You guys do know that?"

"Richie, y/n. Wait here." Bill says, "come on." he says to stan and eddie. The boys run off into the direction of the pharmacist.

"Glad i got to meet you before you died." Richie says to ben, which bend doesn't respond to.

"It'll be okay ben." I say smiling awkwardly at him.

We all stood in silence. It was kind of awkward.

Soon the boys return with a load of supplies, "Just suck the wound." Richie says as eddie starts to help ben.

"I need to focus right now."

"You need to focus?"

"yeah, can you go get me something."

"Jesus! What do you need?"

"Go get my bifocals. I hid them in my second fanny pack."

"You have two fanny packs?" i ask laughing.

"i need to focus right now, and it's a long story. I don't want to get into it."

"oh, god. He's bleeding. Oh my god." Stan panics

"i'm actually-"

"ben from sosh?" A girls voice chimes.

"You have to suck the wound before you apply the band-aid." Richie says

"isn't that just for snake bites?..." I say

"this is 101!" Richie says

"you don't- you don't know what your talking about."

"Are you okay? That looks like it hurts." Beverly marsh says.

"oh no. I'm good, i just fell."

"Yeah, right into henry bowers." Richie says

"shut it, r-r-richie." Bill says

"Why, it's the truth." I say.

"You sure they got the right, stuff to fix you up." Beverly says, in an suggestive manor, and winking at ben.

"what the fuck." I slightly mouth to richie, and he just shrugs at me.

"you know, w-w-w-we'll take care of him." Bill stutters, "uh, thanks again, beverly."

"Sure. Maybe i'll see you around."

"yeah, w-we were think about going to the q-q-q-qu-quarry tomorrow. If you want to come."

"good to know, thanks."

The other losers and i all stare at each other, feeling a bit awkward and slightly confused.

"Nice going bringing up bowers in front of her." Stan says as she leaves

"yeah, dude, you heard what she did." Eddie says

"what'd she do?" Ben asks

"more like 'who'd she do' From what i heard the list is longer than my wang." Richie says holding his crotch.

"That's not saying much." Stan says.

"What the fuck dude." Richie whispers.

"You just got insulted by an old man rich!" i say laughing.

"Whatever. I'll have you know the size of my wang is none of your business."

*cough* 2 inches *cough* i say

He scoffs pushing me.

"they're j-ju-just rumours." Bill says, changing back the subject to beverly.

"anyway, Bill has her back in third grade.

"They kissed in the school play." i say

"The reviews said you can't fake that sort of passion! Isn't that right y/n?" He smirks at me

"shut up frog face."

"now!" He claps, "pip-pip and tally-ho, my good fellows, i do believe this chap needs our utmost attention."

"Get in there doctor k. Come on, fix him up."

"why don't you shut the fuck up, Einstein, because i know what i'm doing and i don't want you doing the british guy with me right now."

"suck the wound. Get in there!"