Drunk minecraft

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After leaving marks I decided to go home and shower, I then seen I had a text from Wade 'want to do drunk Minecraft tonight?' I checked to see if I had anything to do and as usual I didn't so I texted him that I was in. Mark then texted me saying after recording to come over, I was about to say okay but then I texted him back 'but, I'll be drunk...I'd get lost or something' I'd only been drinking a couple months 'oh yeah, I guess you'll just have to come here :)' why on earth would he want me there? I mean yeah after getting drunk everything was more funnier like really bad movies or games but I didn't really feel like leaving 'no, if you want my company you'll have to come over here and stay >:)' I waited for a reply and finally got one 'fine! I'll be spending the night so be ready for me ;)' oh my okfngfojv, I'm ready! I-I mean I guess...

Later that evening I decided I'd go get some liquor and alcohol so I texted Mark to come with me and get what he needed for tonight's episode. I pulled into his driveway and texted him I was outside, he eventually came out and got in "long time no see huh?" I rolled my eyes "oh, umm..sorry for using you as a pillow last night" I avoided looking at him, instead I began reversing "it's fine, I'm the one that put you on top of me" I froze for a second but quickly remembered I'm in the middle of the road so I continued driving "oh, well uhh.. Thanks" he nodded and we stayed silent the rest of the ride listening to 'moves like jagger' which we danced to and for the first time watching Mark dance I actually thought I got a lady boner, well that is until I remembered that it's impossible.

At the store I began filling the shopping cart full of different alcohols like 'Jack Daniels' and 'Southern Comfort' and some less stronger wine coolers, when I looked over in Marks cart he had Monster energy drinks and Vodka with Jack Daniels, I guess he was making his monster concoction. While waiting in line to check out I was bending over my cart a little to straighten everything up when all of a sudden I felt his cart ram me in my behind so I immediately straightened up to see a laughing Mark "very funny, douche" he put his hands up in defense still laughing.

After getting back to my place we gathered all the booze together and started mixing and matching "Can you grab me a dr.pepper?" I knew exactly what he was making, I turned to the fridge to get him one then passed it to him "sooo...making the same Monster with D.P?" He nodded "that's like your signature drink, you should name it" he stopped pouring and put on a serious face "okay, what about the Mark mix?" I shook my head, and he began pouring again "any suggestions then?" I kept making my drink "the markimash?" I began laughing at the stupidity of the name "that's good!" I stopped "are you being serious right now?" He nodded with a sincere face, so I went with it. "I'm going into the computer room, you got the computer in the bedroom right?" I nodded and he left with his drinks. While he was gone I filled a cup with sparkling water and added a small amount of Jack Daniels, I didn't really feel like getting to shit faced tonight. So I walked into my room and began setting up.

As all four of us, (Bob,Wade,Mark and me) got into a Skype call with each other, Mark set up the recording equipment so we logged into Minecraft and we waited "you guys ready?" We all said yes and then..."Hello everybody! My name is Markiplier and today we're playing drunk Minecraft, I got Bob, Wade and Rachel with me and today we're going to actually try to accomplish something" Bob and Wade were already arguing while I was building a small shelter for myself only...I wasn't dying because of these idiots. "Rachel! You built a small house!" I face palmed "not for you, me only" Mark gasped as if insulted "Well! I didn't want your stupid house anyway!" And then Bob began "why are you so stingy Rachel? Geez" I giggled "because any minute Marks going to piss off Latin and I'm not losing my shit over it!" Wade and Bob agreed it was a good idea "we forgot to say what we're drinking" Wade announced "oh yeah! Well I'm drinking my signature drink the 'Markimash' which is a mixture of Monster energy drink and Dr.Pepper and Vodka IT DOES NOT MEAN A MIXTURE OF MARKIPLIER AND YAMMIMASH!" then on to Bob "I'm just drinking a Miller" and then onto Wade "Ive got a Yuengling" we all called him a pussy "fine then! Rachel what you got girlfriend?" I shook my head again "Wade?" I asked "yeah?" "If you ever call me girlfriend again, well I'll kick you in the balls...you quite frankly don't deserve them" I joked kinda serious though as the guys laughed "alright you two, Rachel name your drink please" I smiled "most certainly Mark! I'm drinking straight up Vodka" the guys gasped "wow Wade, she even has more balls than you do" we all laughed including me, I didn't mind lying about it, I did it all the time.

After about thirty minutes Mark stopped us "that's all for this video, but I will see you in the next video. BYE BYE!" I waved to the camera and smiled to the fans. We chatted for a while but zombie had to go, and Molly wanted Wade so we all disconnected from Skype. I decided to go watch Mark edit the video.

I opened the door "hey! I came to watch the editing magic" I said as I sat in the chair beside the desk "I've been trying to open my editor program but it's not opening" Mark frustratedly said "well, grab that flash drive and use the computer in my bedroom" he put on his Darkiplier/Creeper face "your giving me permission into your bedroom?" At first I didn't get "yeah, I go in yours all the time...wait, EWWW" he started laughing as he took the flash drive and began walking out "shit!" He yelled "what's wrong?!" I asked kinda startled "I left something at my house, how drunk are you?" I sighed "not vary, why?" He smiled his little smile that melted my heart "drive me back to my place? I really need something! Please!!" I knew I was going to say yes but I wanted to know what was so damn important "what do you have that I dont?" He smiled his creeper smile again "don't answer that, get in the car" I sopped to think "hey Mark! Can I just crash at your place again? I don't want to risk driving back" he yelled back "of course my dear, but bring the alcohol" so I gathered it all up and we left for his place.

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