"This is the story about a boy that lost everything and he decided to to avenge his family by taking a new persona. Some people might say that he's insane just because he talks to himself but he is perfectly sane. Oh my god I just did my own descrip...
I was about to walk into my second home, the most badass bar that you could ever walk into
(Y/N):"Watch out readers it's about to go down like the 4th of July, directly quoting from Katy Perry"
When I walked in I saw all of the guys
Buck:"Well look who it is, (Y/N) (L/N)."
(Y/N):"What's up Buck?"
Buck:"Nothing much, but did you check the deadpool? Somebody bet on you to die"
You see guys the deadpool was the 'game' where we bet on who we expected to die, and subsequently it's where I got my merc name
(Y/N):"What! But you guys know that I can't die."
Buck:"Hey man I didn't bet." After that he left to go take a piss
When I looked at who bet on me I saw that it was Weasel who expected me to die
You see Weasel is my information man as well as the owner and bartender of St Margaret's, this place is where all the mercenaries came to get their jobs
(Y/N):"Weasel!" I shouted his name while walking to the bar
Weasel:"Oh (Y/N), y-your back."
(Y/N):"You dirty slutfucker, you didn't think that I'd notice the deadpool did you? I hope someone bet on you because shit is about to go down."
Weasel:"Hey man I'm sorry, I just wanted to win money... I never win anything"
(Y/N):"Whatever, just give me a blowjob."
Weasel:"What fuck no! I already said sorry!"
(Y/N):"The drink Weasel"
Weasel:"Oh ya."
After that Weasel proceeded to pour a drink before putting whipped cream on the top (you know where the name came from)
Weasel:"I give you a blowjob. I don't know why you make me make this." He said while giving me the drink
After that I saw Hall, one of the biggest guys in here
(Y/N):"Hey Hall!"
Hall:"What!"
After he looked at me I threw the blowjob into his mouth
(Y/N):"Ah sick! Hall just drank a blowjob."
Everyone (except for Hall) started laughing but then Hall ran towards me and he held me by the neck and he choke slammed me onto one of the tables
Weasel:"Well I guess people are now gonna get a chance to get some money from the pool."
After that a whole bar fight started but nobody used any weapons... only our fists, like wild, barbaric and slightly horny animals
Blood was flying everywhere and I was just punching and kicking anyone that I saw, because why the fuck not?
But then there was a bright red light that emmited from the floor of the bar and a pretty blonde guy appeared from what seemed to be a magic circle but it was red and it had a certain design
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