Deadpool DxD {DxD Fanfic}

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(Y/N):"Look at that bastard, he's probably smirking under that motorcycle helmet. What a douche."

"Ya I mean he probably thinks that he's the shit because he's British. Godamn British people"

(Y/N):"Bob we can't make any biased jokes. Now for all British people out there we will not judge you because of Francis."

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Anyway after that offensive joke, Francis revved his bike before he zoomed past me but I ran after him, then I jumped on a car before backflipping off said car, then I threw one of my katanas at his wheel and after that the bike flipped and he flew off the bike before colliding into one of the many abandoned cars.

(Y/N):"Well looky over here, it's good to see you again Francis."

After I said this I kicked his helmet protected head, then I picked him up and threw him onto a the side of the highway, then I stabbed his shoulder with my katana, pinning him with the weapon. I then took off his helmet to find his nose bleeding heavily while he had many bruises on his face

Francis:"Who the fuck are you?" He said in his little irritating British accent

(Y/N):"I'll give you one hint Franny." I then took off my mask and he looked at me in mild shock

Francis:"(Y/N) fucking (L/N)"

(Y/N):"Ding ding ding, seems like you're getting smarter you fucking monster"

After saying this I took out my holy pistol and I aimed it at his head

(Y/N):"Man I've been waiting for this day for a long time." And just when I was about to shoot him somebody came and punched me away from Francis. And when I looked up I saw the most evil man in the world

Which is pretty ironic since he's an angel, but he wasn't alone he had a beautiful white haired bombshell with him

(Y/N):"Michael, who's your friend?" I said to the leader of the angel faction

Michael:"Well (Y/N) this is Rossweisse and she is one of my underlings"