Deadpool DxD {DxD Fanfic}

School is for pussies

I was sleeping peacefully in my bed, dreaming about the fun I had with my little hand if you know what I mean but then my godamn alarm went off and like all protagonists I took a gun and shot my alarm clock multiple times and I went back to sleep

(Tiimeeskiip)

A bright light woke me up again and when I opened my eyes I was met by that devil again, you know who I mean... Michael!

(Y/N):"The fuck do you want?"

Michael:"I came here to check if you made it to school but you're already one hour late"

(Y/N):"Is that so? Well wake me up when I care"

Michael:"I thought that you wanted to go to school for plot convenience or something"

(Y/N):"I did say that but now that I actually have to go I don't want to leave my bed at all"

Michael:"(Y/N) going to school is for your own good"

(Y/N):"Nope just like the title says school is for pussies"

Michael:"I've learnt to stop questioning your comments so I'll just ignore that. Now get your ass up and change"

(Y/N):"Uggh fine"

After that I took a quick shower and I went into my small kitchen to find Michael in casual clothes, how he did that I have no idea

Michael:"What are you doing?"

(Y/N):"Making breakfast"

Michael:"You mean lunch?"

(Y/N):"Same thing"

Michael:"Nope you're going to school immediately"

(Y/N):"But I'm hungry" I said in a whiny voice

Michael:"To bad you can't die from hunger now let's go"

Me and Michael proceeded to walk to Kuoh Academy because like all protagonists it was in walking distance of my apartment

(Y/N):"Why can't we use a magic circle?"

Michael:"You want me to teleport in the middle of public?"

(Y/N):"Ya fuck them, who gives a shit if their minds blow up cause they question their very existence"

Michael:"Wow talking to you gives me a headache"

(Y/N):"One of the perks of being me"

We finally reached the gate of the school and Michael turned to me

Michael:"So what do you think of the school?"

I then looked over to the school
(Pic on top minus the people because you're late as fuck)

(Y/N):"It looks fine I guess"

Michael:"So you look at one of the most extravegent schools in Japan and all you can say is that it looks fine?"

(Y/N):"Ya. And I'm not a fucking idiot when I say something you don't have to repeat it you annoying prick"

Michael:"You know what I'm leaving before I do something I regret and try your hardest at school"

(Y/N):"Ya ya ya"

Michael then walked away but before he did he made an I'm watching you hand sign

I saw him walk into an alleyway then a bright light was seen so I assumed that he was gone

I then looked at the school then I looked at the alleyway Michael left in

(Y/N):"Readers this is one of the times in the story where the protagonist must make a decision. I should either suck it up and go to school or skip it I'll let you guys decide"