Remile Oneshots

Cat Instinct

Emile was hanging out with Virgil and Roman. They were in Virgil's room and Virgil was deep into his cat instinct that he had cat ears and a tail. Roman was calmly petting Virgil's hair and Virgil was purring.

"I wonder if anyone else has this cat instinct thing..." Emile muttered and watched Virgil slowly fall asleep in the Prince's lap.

"Well... Virgil and Remy hang out a lot that I think they're actually related somehow. How about check to see if he has this cat instinct?" Roman said.

"Yeah, but what can I use to see if he does?" Emile asked. Roman summoned a laser pointer.

"Here, I use this on Virgil all the time. Try it for Remy." Roman handed Emile the laser pointer.

"Alright, thanks."

"No problem..." Roman muttered and looked at his love who was sleeping in his lap.

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Emile skipped to Remy's room and happily knocked on the door. Remy opened it and smiled upon seeing Emile.

"Hey, babe. What's up?" Remy asked.

"Can I talk to you for a moment?" Emile asked.

"Oh, sure. Come in." Remy moved aside and Emile walked in. Remy closed the door. "What is it?"

Emile giggled, making Remy confused. Then Emile pulled something out of his pocket.

"Know what this is?~" Emile smiled. Remy's eyes widened.

"A l-laser pointer...? W-what for?" Remy stuttered. Emile turned it on and aimed it at the ground. Remy's eyes followed it. Emile noticed that Remy had his hands clutched tightly.

Emile moved the laser over a bit, making Remy's eyes move along with it.

"Come on, baby... I know you have cat instinct, just get the laser." As soon as Emile said that, Remy leaped down and put his hands over the spot where the laser was. It was on top of his hands, so Remy kept batting at the laser. Remy looked up at Emile, making Emile stop and look at him. "Yes, Remy?"

Remy said nothing as he leaped up and tackled Emile by surprise. Emile tripped and they both were on the bed, Remy being on top of Emile.

"R-Remy...!" Emile stuttered. Remy was glaring down at him.

"Unlike Virgil, I can actually control my cat instinct. Now... who gave you the laser?" Remy asked.

"Roman..." Emile muttered. Remy sighed.

"I should've known..." He shook his head. "Why did you go through with this?"

"I just wanted a cat of my own without having an allergic reaction..." Emile blushed a deep red.

"You can just ask me, babe." Remy smiled.

"Then can I play with your cat instinct?"

"Might as well." Remy got off of Emile. Emile stood up and turned the laser pointer on.

Remy kneeled down on the floor and batted the laser again. Emile giggled as Remy got frustrated.

Maybe he and Virgil were related somehow...