Remile Oneshots

Coffee

Description: Don't give coffee to Remy past dinnertime hours.

~~~~~~~~~~

"Do we really need rules for this?" Emile quietly asked as he and Remy sat on his bed in Emile's room.

"Indeed. This is to ensure that Remy will stay out of trouble." Logan glared at Remy, "Here's the rule sheet."

Logan handed the rule sheet to Emile.

As Emile read over it, a specific rule caught his eyes, "Don't give coffee to Remy past dinnertime hours...? Why is that?"

"Just don't." Logan responded plainly and looked over at Remy, who was touching Emile's figurines, "Remy, don't give Emile trouble, got it?"

"He's my boyfriend, of course, I got it." Remy rolled his eyes as he looked at Emile's Steven Universe collection.

"I don't need your sass..." Logan grumbled then looked at Emile, "Do not let him out of your sight."

"Alright." Emile nodded as Logan left. Emile read the rest of the rules.

Then he heard nothing.

Emile looked up and jumped when he saw Remy right in front of him, just staring at him.

"D-Do you need something, hun?" Emile blushed.

"You know you're my only one babe in the whole wide world who is important to me and so adorable, right?" Remy shifted his sunglasses down a bit, revealing a bit of his eyes.

"What do you want, Remy?" Emile sighed.

"I was just wondering- since you're the most generous, most kindest, most caring, most-"

"Get to the point already."

"Can I have coffee?"

"You heard Logan; no," Emile said.

"But Emiiiii..." Remy whined.

Emile looked down at the rule sheet, "I don't know why you can't have coffee past dinnertime, but Logan says you can't, so I guess you just can't have coffee," Emile looked up and gasped.

Remy wasn't in the room.

"Oh no..."

~~~~~

Emile ran towards the kitchen. He stopped at the entrance and saw Remy with his back faced towards him.

"Remy...?" Emile muttered.

Remy turned around and hissed. He got up on the counter, his cup of coffee empty.

'Woah... he makes coffee and drinks it all within a span of five minutes...' Emile thought.

"Emile? What are- what the-!?" Patton dodged a glass cup as Remy hissed. Logan helped Patton up and sighed.

"Please do not tell me you gave him coffee..." Logan muttered.

"I didn't give it to him, he got it all on his own. I just let him out of my sight..." Emile looked up at Remy, "Remy, hun? Can you hear me?"

"Don't bother. We had to lock him up in a room until his sugar high was over." Logan said.

"Sugar high...?" Emile looked at Remy, 'He's acting as if he's a wild cat... almost like a lion or a tiger... maybe I can distract him or better yet... tame him.'

Emile took a step closer towards Remy. The coffee addict threw a cup at Emile, but Emile dodged. Emile stopped in front of Remy, who was still on the counter.

"Do you want to get down?" Emile asked. Remy slowly nodded. Emile smiled a bit and lifted Remy off the counter with much struggle since Remy was taller than him, "I'm not even going to attempt to move you to my room, so we're going to the common room..."

~A message from Crystal Moon System~

Emile: And that, kids, is why you never give coffee to Remy after dinnertime unless you want him to turn into a tiger-like/lion-like adult thing, I guess. Unless you can somehow tame him into liking you, which I doubt that because only an Emile can >:(

Remy: Calm down, babe...

Emile: I am calm >:(