Here's a joke book... Bla bla bla bla heres the first joke:
A traveling salesman stopped alongside a field on a country road to rest a few minutes.The man had just closed his eyes when a horse came to the fence and began to boast about his past. "Yes sir, I'm a fine horse. I've run in 25 races and won over 5 million. I keep my trophies in the barn."The salesman worked out the value of having a talking horse, found the horse's owner and offered a handsome sum for the animal."Oh, you don't want that horse," said the farmer."Yes I do," said the salesman, "and I'll give you 10,000 for the horse."Recognizing a good deal, the farmer said without hesitation, "He's yours."While he wrote out his check, the salesman asked, "By the way, why wouldn't I want your horse?" "Because," said the farmer, "he's a liar - he hasn't won a race in his life."
Oh, and tell me if I have typos, they drive me nuts!
