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How to collect a breaker of cat's urine

Instructions on how to Colect a Beaker of Cat's Urine
. 1.Treat the beaker like your most prized possession.
. 2.Solemnly intone the word "no" every time the cat approaches the beaker.
. 3.After completing steps #1 and #2, leave the cat alone with the beaker for thirty seconds.

Seems logic. Makes sense.