Hogwarts Pretty Boy- Sequel to Durmstrung Pretty Boy (2 of 3)

Chapter 3

As I sip on the bourbon whiskey, he leads me up the stairs. When we reach the sixth floor, he steps off the stairs and heads towards the right door and declares "It's a big climb, but the view is worth it."

The sign on the door reads "FIFTH YEAR BOYS: DRACO MALFOY and BLAISE ZABINI"

As soon as I step in, my focus is captured by the large circular window bay.

Outside the window, the moon dances in the water. Blaise explains "We're a couple of floors below lake level. The seventh years get the best view."

The rest of the dormitory looks like the one Krum and I had, last year. Only they're both king beds.

I hum, before placing the bourbon on the armchair table, finding two keys. I hand him his as I ask "You said something about a passageway?"

He smirks, before nodding towards the door "Lock it and follow me." Quickly, I lock the door and follow him into the lavatory.

Inside, I find him squatting next to the sink. He messes with a little tile, before it slides open.

As he climbs down a ladder, I ask "How did you find this?"

As I start to climb down, he explains "Something Pottah told me struck me as odd. He said he heard the basilisk in a place where there weren't any pipes. And how did it get into the halls?"

After a moment, I ask "Well, what did you find?"

"Salazar Slytherin was clever enough to build secret passages, so the basilisk could get around, and he could disappear to The Chamber of Secrets." He tells me.

When I reach the bottom of the ladder, I find four tunnels "Where do these go?"

He scoffs "Everywhere." He points down the west tunnel "Gryffindor is that way."

I furrow my brow "Hey, do you want to go to that party?" He shrugs and I remark "I'll never find my way back by myself."

He scoffs, before declaring "I know these tunnels like the back of my hand. Spent two years down here."

I scoff, before asking "Is there anywhere I can go to bone Harry?"

He motions down the north tunnel and states "Three hundred feet, up a ladder. Salazar Slytherin's old chambers. It's barred off, but you can still get there using the tunnels."

I nod, before elbowing him "Let's go get plastered."

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After a handfull of both bourbon and absinthe, we stumble around the tunnels for over an hour. When we get to Gryffindor, it's a solid quarter past midnight. Harry doesn't stand in front of the portal, so Blaise pulls me back into a broom cupboard, to get back into the tunnel "There's more than one way to get into Gryffindor!"

We travel a few hundred feet, before he stops at an area with two ladders and pipes reaching up around them. He starts up a ladder, before declaring "The first and second years are probably asleep." As I follow his up and we end up crashing into the sixth floor bathroom.

As we walk into the dorm, Ginny scrambles for a shirt as Dean covers himself. I quickly sheild me eyes, before looking to Ginny "Need a condom?"

She gives a disgusted look, before nodding. I quickly toss one at her, before walking out of the room.

As I walk down to the party, I look around for Harry, before asking Blaise "Do you see him?" he nods and I ask "Where?"

He nods towards the booze table and declares "He's over there! Next to Oliver Wood!" he screams over the music.

I can see the anxiety on his face, despite the ever changing lights. I smirk at him "Do you like Oliver Wood?" he presses his lips into a fine line, before I scoff and hand him a condom "Go for it, mate!"

He gives an nervous look, before I grab his tie and lead him towards the booze table. When we get there, I spin him towards Oliver and ask "Oliver, have you met Blaise?"

He nods, before asking "You think you can beat me next week, Zabini?" Oliver smiles and Blaise nods, cockily.

"I've been beating wood since I was twelve!" Blaise jokes, as I turn to Harry.

"I thought you weren't coming!" he screams and I give a smug look, before he asks "How'd you get in?"

I smile down at him and declare "Blaise showed me something very interesting!" Harry gives a confused look, before I tell him "I'll show you, when I haven't had three absinthes and a fifth of bourbon!"

He gives a soft scoff, before looking over my shoulder "Where is Blaise, anyway?"

I look over my shoulder to find him being lead up the stairs "He's about to get his dick sucked." I smirk and he nods, before I ask "How many have you had?"

He thinks for a second, before holding up the drink he was pouring when I showed up "This will be my fourth. Do you want something?"

I take a glass and grab an unmarked bottle. Seamus stops me "I'd be careful there, Malfoy! That's poitin!"

I give a smug look, before filling my glass, halfway. As I knock it back, Seamus looks at me like a legend "I can drink you under the table."

He furrows his brow, before stocking off. Harry gives an amused look, before pouting his lip "I think you pissed him off."

I scoff, before pouring myself another drink. After I'm done, he leads me over to a chair and we squeeze to fit in. After we're nice and comfortable, we sit there, snogging in front of everyone.

That is, until the portal for Gryffindor is ripped off the wall. The music stops, and people stare in disbelief as 'Professor' Umbridge steps in, Felch and Misses Norris on her heels. She looks to me and Harry, instantly, before asking "Who started this party?"

I'm already in Gryffindor tower, where I'm not allowed. If I fess up, Dumbeldor and Snape wouldn't dare expel me.

I tap Harry's thigh, before moving him to stand up "I did!" I lie, causing everyone to stare at me in disbelief "I brought the drinks, too! Smuggled them in through my trunk. Had my father shrink them to fit."

She gives a cocky smirk, before declaring "Then we'll just have to go through your trunk, won't we?"

I give a smug sneer, before stepping closer to her "I've got nothing to be ashamed of. Nothing to hide." I lie. In actuality, I've got a case of condoms, several toys, questionable underwear, and some things that would embarrass Harry, way more that they would embarrass me.

She hums, before glancing to Harry "We'll also go through Mister Potter's trunk, to see if you put any contaband in his."

I glance back to him and he presses his me into a fine line. I wink at him, before turning back to her and declare "Vade te irrumabo." she gives a confused look, and I step closer, only to spit on her shoes. Once I'm done, I translate "Go fuck yourself."