Hogwarts Pretty Boy- Sequel to Durmstrung Pretty Boy (2 of 3)

Chapter 4

It's two by the time every Hogwarts student is in the great hall. She went through Harry's trunk first. Throw his clothes out, mostly. The only questionable things he has is his MALFOY jumper, his jockstraps for Quidditch, a handful of condoms, and a bottle of lube.

I knew he would be fine. We put all the bad stuff in my trunk.

When she opens my trunk, she gives a confused look, before asking me "Where are they?" I give a confused look and she hisses "The invisibility cloak! The map! Where are they?" Harry and I give fakely confused looks. We put the both of them in Fred and George's trunks, just to be safe.

She casts everything out of my neat trunk, and I find that my clothes are the only things in the trunk. When I packed it, they took up half of the massive trunk. They were neatly folded, military style.

Harry leans closer to me and asks "Didn't you pack a duffel of toys?" I give a short nod, before looking towards the Slytherin table to find Blaise has a knowing looking on his face.

I cock an eyebrow to him and he give a short nod, before I give a smug smirk and look to Umbridge "As you can see, we've got nothing, remotely egregious." she gives an annoyed scowl and I sneer "My father will here about this! He'll have you job, for this! It's discrimanation!"

She sets her jaw, before taking a deep breath and motioning towards the clothes "Clean this up!"

Harry starts to pick stuff up, but I stop him as I stare her down "You clean it up." she looks at me in shock and I step closer to her "You see, by going through my things, this would be alright. But by going through Harry's as well, this is harrasment, based on my sexual oreintation."

She furrows her brow "You are talking nonsense! Pick it up!"

I shake my head, before motioning towards Harry "You knew that Harry and I have a relationship, and that we sleep together, so you went through both of our things. You wouldn't have done that to a straight couple." I furrow my brow and declare "So it's not nonsense, it's our civil rights, and you just denied us of them."

She sets her jaw, before looking to Felch "Pick it up!" he gets to work, instantly, and she steps closer to me "Listen here, you snot-nosed little cocksucker!" she whispers, before declaring "You and your nonce of a boyfriend cost a girl here rightful place in the wizarding society!" she narrows her gaze at me "A faggot, nor a boy, can be raped."

"Professor!" Dumbeldore calls from the door and Umbridge looks towards him "What are you doing?" Snape, McGonagall, Hooch, and Sprout, stand behind him.

She gives a smug smirk, before telling them "Mister Malfoy claims to have started a party in Gryffindor Tower! I was merely looking for any adult beverages in his trunk."

As they stop in front of the steps, Dumbeldore asks "And why would you need to look through Harry's, if Draco said he did it?"

She scoffs in her snot-nosed way, before declaring "I thought they could have stashed some in Mister Potter's, as well."

I give an amused look and ask "Oh, is that why you called me a cocksucker? Or a faggot?" she gives a nervous scoff.

She shakes her head "I said no such thing!"

Dumbeldore furrows his brow, before declaring "Prehaps we better move this conversation into my office."

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As soon as the door is shut, Dumbeldore motions for me and Harry to have a seat. Just to fuck with Umbridge, I wrap my arm over Harry's shoulder.

Umbridge insists "Things at this school are worse than I thought!" Snape gives me an annoyed look and I can't help but smirk "I'll need to get to work, immediately, starting with no parties!"

I pipe up "Let me guess, the second rule will be 'No cocksuckers'?"

She narrows her gaze at me and she declares "I'm suggesting a month of detention for Mister Malfoy, or expulstion."

"It's not your choice to expel students." Dumbeldore insists, before declaring "A week of detention, at most." she furrows her brow and Dumbeldore reminds "You harrassed a gay student."

Umbridge presses her lips into a fine line "Two." Snape shakes his head and she scoffs "What, does his 'PTSD' get in the way of detention?"

"Professor?" Snape asks, before remarking "It seems you mock his sexual assault."

She scoffs, before insisting "He'll have two weeks of detention. Everyday, four to six. Weekends, ten to six." she smirks "This isn't up for debate!"

With that, she strides out and Snape and Dumbeldore look to me "How drunk were you when took the blame?" Snape asks, before furrowing his brow "How many drinks did you have?"

I think for a second, before declaring "Three absinthes, three bourbon, about six poitin." they give a shocked look and I remark "Liquid courage."

Dumbeldore asks "Did she really call you a cocksucker? A faggot?" I nod, before he asks "What else did she tell you?"

I take a deep breath, before declaring "I wasn't raped, because I'm a boy, and a faggot." Snape scoofs, before taking a seat in front of me.

He looks me over, before asking "You know she's crooked, right?" I nod and he scratches his forehead "She wants to let Pansy Parkinson come back to school."

I furrow my brow and ask "Is she?"

Dumbeldore shakes his head "I won't let her." I take in a shakey breath of relief, before nodding "As long as I'm headmaster, she'll never be on this property."

I give a short nod, before something dawns on me "Why would Umbridge want the map and the invisibility cloak?"

They give a confused look and Harry explains "She said she went through my belongings, because she wanted the map and the cloak."

I furrow my brow and ask "How would she know about either of them?"

He tinks for a second, before declaring "The only people who know about them, are my fathers old friends, and the Order. Probably Peter." he continues "Rather it's direct or through the grapevine, he's the only possible person who could have told her."