Hogwarts Pretty Boy- Sequel to Durmstrung Pretty Boy (2 of 3)

Chapter 5

When school starts the next morning, Harry and I walk into DADA with Ron and Hermione. They sit next to one another, a couple of rows back in the center. To be smug, we sit in the first row, to the left of the professor's desk. If you haven't guessed, it was my idea.

As class starts, Umbridge walks out of her office and uses her magic to pass out books "It has come to my knowledge that you've had very little practical education in this subject!"

When she gets to her desk, she stares at Harry and I as an oddity, before continuing "There is to be no magic in my classroom!"

Hermione furrows her brow in confusion "But how are we going to learn how to defend ourselves?"

Umbridge gives a pleased smile "I don't see who you would be protecting yourself from! A basic knowledge will be perfect, as there is no need for them!"

Harry gives a pissed look, before declaring "We need to protect ourselves from Voldemort!" she tries to stop him, but he continues "I don't understand why the ministry is trying to cover this up! Voldemort is back!"

Umbridge scowls at him, before hissing "Voldemort is not back! You will be punished, for speaking propaganda!" She pants in anger, before looking between us "You will join your boyfriend for detintion, ar four!"

I look to Harry and declare "I'll give you a hummer to pass the time." a couple of kids chuckle, before opening my book and finding the same damn spells I learned in my first year at Durmstrung.

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After class, we stop into the lavatory, so Harry can rub out my shoulder spasm. When we walk out of the bathroom, Professor Umbridge stops us and asks "What were you doing in there?"

Harry rubs my shoulder, softly, before explaining "He has nerve damage. I was trying to massage his pain away."

She notices my undone tie, and unbuttoned collar, before declaring "The headmaster will hear about this!" she points down the hall and orders "Go!"

I scoff, before wrapping my arm around Harry's shoulder and walking towards the headmasters office "You'll make us late for Charms!" I call over my shoulder.

She does that high-pitched scoff, before remarking "You should have thought about that before you rubbed you dicks together, or whatever you faggots do!"

Harry bats his eyes at me in shock, before I sneer back at her "And how are we supposed to do that? Our dicks are much to big to handle with two hands, when they're alone. Let alone together."

She sighs, before we continue down the halls. When we get to the headmasters office, Umbridge barges in and we follow, only to find Lucius sitting in front of Dumbeldore's desk "What are you doing here?" I ask.

He gives an amused look, before declaring "I could ask you the same thing."

"I caught them having sex in the boys lavatory!" Umbridge insists and I shake my head "They deny it!"

Lucius give an unphased look and asks "Did you see them having sex?" she gives a short 'no', before Lucius asks "Then why do you think they were having sex?"

"Because she's a bigot." I remark, before looking to her in amusement "She thinks that, because I'm gay, all my relationship is, is sex." I look to Harry "How often do we have sex?"

He thinks for a second, before declaring "About once a week." he points out "And it's probably twice as passionate as straight sex."

Lucius speaks up "That's actually true. I've walked in on them, several times, and they've never noticed. Usually, it's tender, eye locked, lovey-doveiness." He smirks "And then there's the kinky sex, which is still insanely passionate."

I hum, before looking to Lucius "You know I have nerve damage." I look to Dumbeldore "And you know I have nerve damage." They both nod and I ask "What's more likely? Were we having sex, or was Harry trying to help?"

Dumbeldore looks to Umbridge, before declaring "The boys are already going to miss Charms. Don't make them miss lunch."

She gives an shocked scoff, before asking "So, you're really going to take their word for it?"

Lucius points to my zipper and declares "I know, for a fact, he zips his pants, right after he has sex. However, he forgets when he uses the lou."

I glance down to find my fly is down. With a sigh, I turn around and zip my pants, before Dumbeldore clarifies "The boys clothes have crisp folds, so they haven't been laying on the ground, or rubbed on a wall."

Umbridge points out "They could have folded them."

I chuckle, before insisting "You must be a virgin." she furrows her brow and I explain "If we would have had sex, we sure as hell wouldn't have taken the time to fold our clothes."

Dumbeldore looks her over "You are excused, Professor." she gives an insulted look, before he reminds "Whatever way you smin this, it sounds like discrimination."

She collects herself for a moment, before glaring at us "Four o'clock."

When she leaves, I look to Lucius "What are you doing here?"

He looks to Dumbledore, before explaining "Umbridge isn't only pushing for Pansy Parkinson to be reinstated as a Hogwarts student. She's also pushing for Crabbe and Goyle to became Hogwarts students, again, too."

I take in a shakey breath, before asking "Are they coming back to Hogwarts?"

Dumbeldore gives a weak smile, before declaring "Because of the party, the minister is electing her to be acting headmaster of Hogwarts. The only authory I have, at the moment, is firing ability."

I set my jaw as tears threaten to stream down my face "So... they're coming back to Hogwarts?" Dumbeldore gives a sad smile and I scratch my forehead "Are Crabbe and Goyle... am I supposed to share a dorm with them?"

Dumbeldore gives a impathetic "If I had a choice in the matter, you wouldn't."

I sway on one leg, before asking "Their wands?"

"They've got custom wands made." Lucius states, before declaring "They're scheduled to be back, tonight."

I can feel my chest burn as a tear slips from my eyes. I nod for a moment, before opening the door and slam it on the way out.

And before Harry can even open the door, I've dissappeared into the tunnels.