This is the story of a man named Victor, or Viktoro. He was an interesting character with a very unhealthy addiction to sardines. No one knows why, but he couldn't get enough of them. They were like his Crack cocaine.
Every single day he would consume at the very least 10 cans of sardines, and that was on days where he wasn't feeling particularly hungry. He would ask his friend Anon. if they could go to Wal-Mart after school so that he could pick up some more sardines for his daily fix.
One day on September 11th, 2019. The Vicious Viktoro and Anon went to Walmart to receive his sardines, and it seems as though someone made the fatal mistake of getting in his way. When he got to the sardine isle he saw a family with sardines in their cart. He screamed in rage! It seemed as though he ever got bigger... He flipped over their cart and grabbed the Mothers head. With her head in his fist he threw her across the store like a baseball. She went crashing through multiple isles before finally stopping in a bloody pulp at isle 6. The sardine isle is 25 by the way... He then looked at the father who was looking quite furious with Victor right now, he went to throw a punch but it was no use. Victor had already unleashed his power. He roundhouse kicked the father across the isle. The father had tiled back in this attack and broke his neck on impact, landing face down in the end.
Finally all that was left was the baby. Victor went to deliver the final blow to the baby's soft spot but Anon stopped him.
"Victor what the hell are you doing!?" Anon screamed. "You shouldn't attack babies with it!"
"Dawg, it's just a stupid baby who cares..." Victor retorted back.
Anon grabbed the baby and took him in as our own. No homo. Victor and myself live in an RV with a few other colorful characters.
Anyway, where were we. Victor grabbed the sardines he had flipped over earlier and headed to the front of the store. He dropped them all on the checkout line. He had no pupils at this point, just the whites of his eyes. that's how angry he was. The cashier didn't even ring him up, she just screamed and hid under the desk.
"Come on victor, lets go." Anon said... and so they walked off.
