"Look out for what daw-" Victor hadn't managed to finish his sentence due to the yellow clawed fist that had sent him flying into the wall.
"One Freak, Two Freak, Three Freak, Four..." Said the yellow dancing goblin
"Holy Crap! Anything but him!" Peter screamed in terror as the being before him continued on
"Now the FREAK is at your door! Screamed Freddy Freaker!
"Dawg what the fuck is this thing" Screamed Victor from inside the cell
"It looks like Golden Freddy if he had Autism!" Anon yelled in fear
"Goddamn dawg I can't let this thing beat me!" Victor said finally taking a power stance
Victor leaped in to get a hit on Freddy, just as he was about to throw the punch Freddy blocked, but Victor suspected he would. That's why he actually undershot his jump and landed right in front of Freddy, allowing himself to do a front flip right over top the freakers head. Then from behind while Freddy was still blocking, Victor plumbed him the back of the head.
"Two hits. I hit you, you hit the floor." Victor said his classic line.
The whole gang cheered for another outstanding victory for the Vicious Viktoro.
"gimme gimme" Trevore said as he took the Freakers body with him to use as a sex toy later.
"Alright guys that was freakin epic but we still gotta find that thing Sans needed..." Peter started, "What was it again?"
~flashback~
"Ok guys so i need ya'll to go get an ancient sword for me. It's hidden in Area 51 for some reason, I don't know what the US Army wants with it exactly. They might be using it to stop ISIS i don't know, nor do i really care. I just want it." Sans said.
~Present~
"He wanted some sword." said Spongebob
"Yo shut the fuk up maan..." a voice was heard from another cell.
"Who's there?" Anon asked.
"Why don't you come see for yourselfs cracka ass bitches" the voice said back
"Yo dawg i'll have you know i'm Hispanic" said Victor.
"ight." the voice replied.
The gang walked up to the cell and saw someone they didn't expect to see. It was none other than former president Barrack Obama.
"Who?" asked Trevore, Anon, and Victor simultaneously.
"You guys don't know who Obama is?" Asked Golden Freddy.
"WAIT! HE'S ACTUALLY REAL?!" TREVORE SCREAMED!!!!
"REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!" Trevore exclaimed as he teared open the bars to the fucking cell continaing that ingrain barrakoeafs obeemer and he fucking ripped his monkey head off and then he tore his entire body to shreads using nothing but his fucking razor sharp finger nails god fucking damn it i fucking hate you obama i hope you're reading this.
"what the FUCK !" yelled the gang collectively
"haha stinky monkey go bye bye" said Trevore
The gang continued down the hallway, there was a door at the end.
The door said... "Ancient Sword, do not let Sans inside."
"Ok Ness, I guess you'll have to sit this one out." Said Anon.
The whole gang, except for Ness, stayed outside. Ness kept guard. They finally came upon the sword.
"FREAKIN SWEET!" said peter, "Let's grab it and go." Peter went to grab the sword but it was no use. It wouldn't budge! Then Victor gave it a try, still nothing. Anon, nothing. Even Trevore couldn't get the fucking sword out.
Finally it was Wings turn to try. He was nervous and everyone else had failed, but when he went to pick up the sword it came right out with ease. Suddenly a burst of light filled the room and Wings could be heard Screaming in the distance despite being mere feet away from everyone else. The power of the sword began to course through wings veins and fill him up with a new power. The power of a great warrior.
The light died down and wings held the sword high...
he exclaimed... "I AM RICHARD!" he paused for a moment... "LIQUID! RICHARD!"
Liquid Richard formerly known as Wings then burst up into the air through the ceiling and through the ground. He appeared on the surface. The rest of the gang had little to do but just stare up into the daylight that was now shining into the room deep underground.
