Chapter 12: Escape from Area 51

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"arite dawg we gotta leave this place!" screamed victor, while he was shoving the Sardine Maker (that he found in the hallway) into his very baggy pair of pants. 

"STOP RIGHT THERE YOU RACISTS!" screamed a great booming voice 

"who is that?" asked the Joker 

"oh god oh fuck no please not him not him!" cried peter 

"hahaha scareded fat peta" said trevor, who was shoving the Freaker Corpse into his very large foreskin 

"PETER WHO IS THAT PERSON!" screamed spongebob, who had just restole the Krabby Patty Secret Formula 

"ITS...!" screamed Peter who was now sobbing in terror 

"IT IS I! MECHA MARTIN LUTHER KING JR!" screamed the Robotic Black Man 

"WHICH ONE OF YOU HAS SAID THE N WORD!" screamed Mecha Luthereveryone pointed at Joker, for he doesn't have the N-Word pass from President Obama. 

"FACE THE WRATH OF MY [市民権ビーム] CIVIL RIGHTS BEAM!" screamed Mecha Martin Luther King Jr. 

"GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!" screamed Joker, who was being incinerated by the Civil Rights Beam. 

"JOKER NO!" screamed the group. 

"damn dawg imma kill your bitch ass" said victor, who began to power up by shoving several 5 pound cans of sardines into his mouth 

"wait! victor look!" screamed Sploogebob 

"Oh you done it now you CRINGE LORD!" screamed the Joker, who was unphased by the Civil Rights Beam! 

"NO! IMPOSSIBLE! MY CIVIL RIGHTS BEAM DESTROYS ALL!" screamed Mecha Martin Luther King Jr.

"Now you will know the true power of the Gamers!" screamed Joker 

"FACE THE WRATH OF [ゲーマードリートアタック] GAMER DORITIO ATTACK!"

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" screamed Mecha Martin Luther King Jr.

"Wow Joker, that was incredible!" Peter yelled with Glee

"You can't trust minorities these days, you have to do everything yourself.  Luckily I came prepared." Joker responded.

"Where do you come from anyway?  How did you become so powerful? Anon asked.

"I come from a little city called 'Gotham'... it's a wretched hell whole full of sleepy people who wont get W O K E...  It's the exact opposite of a Gamers paradise.  By the way, have I mentioned that I am in fact a gamer and we live in a society.  Where i come from, the worst thing anyone can do is say the n-word.  It's the equivalent of committing suicide. I want to change that.  I want Gamers to RISE UP!" Joker said.

"Wow that's so epic!" the group cheered.

"By the way... where did wings-- eh, Richard... go?" Peter Griffin pondered.

"Big ups, Liquid Richard"  a voice in the distance said.

The gang turned and saw Liquid Richard walking towards them with the sword hanging down from his right hand.  He had no pupils and looked angry. There was dark smoke around him and he was sparking lightning like it was wrapped around him.

He stopped in front of the Gang... they prepared to fight this guy.  Suddenly he looked up, and it's as if a switch went off in his head.  He instantly changed back to normal.

"Hey guys!" Richard said!  "let's bring this sword back to Sans!"



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