Chapter 3: Attack of the Clevelands

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"holy crap, we just ended racism by killing all the black people." said Peter, who was covered head to toe in blood and black people feces, piss, cum, and sardines (which victor is eating btw). 

 in the distance, a horrific tune was playing, it went something like this; 

"our names are Cleveland Brown, and we are proud to be, back in our hometown, with our whole family." "HOLY CRAP! I CANT BE SEEN LIKE THIS!" screamed peter. 

"shut up peter, we can just slaughter them like the rest of the blackies" Anon said to him, preparing his psychic powers that i had dubbed "The Death Beams". 

"haha blackie go splat like my turd" said Trevore the Cum-Goblin (who also looked like a Auschwitz victim), who was sharpening his very pointy claws of death. 

"GIMME MORE SARDINES YOU DISGUSTING TURD COLORED PEOPLE! I DEMAND THEM NOW!!!!" screamed the ultimate life form also known as Victor.  

The horde of Cleveland's walk into the blood covered Wakanda, Illinois. They collectively get extremely angry and say 

"GRRRRR! I WILL OBLITERATE THOSE WHO HAVE WRONGED MY PEOPLE! WE HAVE RITES DAMMIT! WE NEED OUR WELFARE 'N' SHIET! WE NEED OUR WHITE BEAUTIES N SHIT SO WE CAN GET LAID!" 

 Suddenly, a massive chain explosion set off across every single KFC, Popeye's Brown's Chicken, Chic-Fil-A, and every other chicken place in Wakanda, Illinois. This sent all of the Clevelands (that weren't inside of those places) into a rage; 

This rage sent them all flying towards each other, combining into the ultimate blackie, Tybeerus Quansha The 85th. 

 "COME OUT HERE YOU WHITIES! I CAN SMELL THE BEANS FROM HERE!" he roared. 

 "shut up you stupid MONKEY MAN!" screamed trevore, who was charging at Tybeerus Quansha The 85th at mach speed. 

 "GO AWAY RACIST!" screamed Tybeerus Quansha The 85th. 

 He grabbed trevore by the skull and slammed him into the ground; 

Trevore began to scream in agony, for even his ultimate form couldn't handle the power of Tybeerus Quansha The 85th.  

Billy knew what he had to do... "Hey Victor, check this out!". 

 He threw a handful of sardines into the body of Tyberrus Quansha the 85th.

Victor powered up, he went over 9000!!!! He flew straight through Tyberrus Quansha the 85th's body and blew him up instantly at the center of the destruction victor sat on the road eating the sardines he'd retrieved from the writhing, bloody bodies of the many Cleveland Browns.  

"holy crap! Cleveland is dead!" screamed peter 

 "no im not you-" said the remaining Cleveland, before a bathtub fell onto his soft spot and obliterated his skull

"hehehe dumb blackie is dead!!!!" Trevore giggled as he clapped.


"Billy... These powers made me strong but, I'm worried about what it's doing to my mental state.  ever since i obtained this god like strength I've craved nothing but the sweet succulent taste of sardines!  I don't know how to make it stop." Victor said...

"Hey, don't worry about it.  you're going to be fine." Billy responded as he dropped a few more sardines into Victors mouth.

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