Simply Ineffable

Allison

"Welcome Archangel Gabriel and Lord Beezlebub. Who have you go here?" Michael says, looking at Adriel and I.
"These are our children. The boy is called Adriel and the girl is called Allison" Dad says formally. Michael nods and welcomes us inside. I look over at Dad and he just awkwardly smiles. I can tell he doesn't want to be here but it's 'all in the name of business' or so he says. I notice a boy standing at the edge of the room.
"I didn't know you had a son" I say, instantly covering my mouth. I had a bad feeling about Archangel Michael since the day I first met her and I didn't want to know what she could do to any of us "Sorry"
"It's quite alright child. This is my dis- I mean son, Newt" I heard Dad shift uncomfortably on the spot. He seems to be staring at Newt.
"Newt. An unusual choice of a name" Pa says. I see Archangel Michael tense up.
"No stranger than yours" I hear him mutter. Pa scoffs and Newt squeaks.
"NEWT!" Michael yells.
"Sorry mother" Newt says, cowering back to his corner. Suddenly the door burst open.
"Sup fuckers!" Someone yells. There is laughter coming from the door. Dad, Pa and even Archangel Michael sighs.
"Crowley dear" someone else says in a stern tone.
"Sorry Angel"
"Aziraphale and Crowley. Glad you could come. Now we can start" Michael says
"Hey, I thought you only had three kids" Pa asks, looking over at the family.
"We adopted" the man that the other called Crowley says.
"But you can have kids" Pa says again
"I'll tell you about it later" Crowley says, he seems to get annoyed.
"Newt, take the kids into the backyard. This is an adult discussion" Newt nods and leads us into the backyard.