I was laying in my bread bed all cozy until i hear a knock on my door.
I lift my bread sheet as i get up to see who it is. As I open the door i see Lettuce.
He was a very handsome young lettuce with big green leaves.
I ask "Hey lettuce it's like 3 am, what are you doing up? You should go back to your sandwich." Lettuce stares at me blushing.
It looks like he's drunk so i let him in. He immediately jumps on my bed bread and starts stroking himself lightly.
I notice my seeds get hard just looking at him. I panic.
"should I lay on the bed with him and help him 'calm down'? I thought to my myself.
"hmmmmm"
ur bitch jae: i'm sorry this is weird and short but there are strangely enough more coming.
;-; :)
