i stare at lettuce as my insides turn. i've
been in love with him since the third grade.
as i was thinking about our veggiehood,
Lettuce wakes up a little from his drunk state.
he's still very drunk as i try to sit my fat
red ass next to him. he starts to mumble loudly enough to where i can hear him confess his love for my juicy fat ass.
i blush but he doesn't notice because i'm fucking red but he leans against me.
i try to keep calm as i ask why he was drunk. he responds " so i have enough confidence to do this..."
Lettuce starts grinding on me softly until my stem squirts out seeds. i moan softly as lettuce peels off his leaves slowly.
i moan softly as lettuce peels off his leaves slowly.he reveals his thicc crunchy booty asking my to put my stem in.
i rub the virgin olive oil all over me and jump right in. it was the happiest i've ever been in my life.
i moan little things like "sandwich" or "fruit ninja" as we go on till the morning.
hey bitches
yes it's me againnnn i'm am here to stay lmao. i hope this is good enough for u. and welcome to this terrible story. this is dirty 👀
