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Racist ads

Yeah. So pretty much everyone knows beauty products destroy your self esteem and here (IDK about other countries), they get extremely racist.

I am a people supremacist, which is a person who supports people and liberty (I think I made it up). So, back to the point. I absolutely HATE beauty product ads. They are annoying...

There is a product called fair and lovely

Message to fair and lovely:

Kindly proceed to the door that reads 'ass' for you have been recently categorized as one. How the hell do you associate fairness with loveliness!!!????

Stop right there. Did you know, a majority of Indians are dark skinned (me too!). There are young and old people who look at these ads and have this mind set of fair is beautiful and dark is bad, I don't blame them. We watch so much TV these days, that now it isn't 'you are what you eat' but instead it is 'you are what you watch.' So they see your stupid ads and now start hating themselves. Thanks a lot.

Sincerely a dark skinned Indian who HATES YOUR STUPID USELESS PRODUCTS AND WANTS YALL GONE FOREVER!!!!

So basically that's it. (Just kidding)

So there are more slogans I've read. Like,

'This product reduces the melanin level in you.'

Yeah right. You want to die of skin cancer?? You tell me.

Sexist ads

There are a list here... Sexist ads annoy the shit out of me. They are so stupid and stereotype!! Why would someone buy their product anyway!

1) kinder joy

It is plastic egg which if you break in two, there is chocolate on one side and a toy in the other. I love kinder joy.

The initial product was unisex. It was normal. Then the shittiest part came out.

They now have to types. Boys kinder joy and girls kinder joy. What the shizzzz?

The chocolate is the same, only the toy is different.

This is how the ad goes (translated in English from hindi) *insert annoying advertising persons sound*

"The new kinder joy is now here. The blue one is for the boys and the pink one is for the girls! In the girls toy there will be different Barbies and for boys, there will be Hotweels car! Buy now!"

What the hell do you think of yourself. I have two problems with your stupid product! Problem number one.

Blue is for boys and pink is for girls. Yeah right. When I was young I liked the colour pink. Yes. And I have no problem saying this to the whole of wattpad. When I was young I was told many times

"Kya ladki Jeise colour tujhe achhe lagte hein " which translates to "what girly colors you like." F*ck you. To ever think that girls like pink and boys like blue. This is upsetting. Now when I meet boys, they have to like blue. I have ,et this kid who likes pink but doesn't say it because he was teased. Why should there be a stereotype mindset in the world. It is so stupid. Absolute shit. I feel the only difference between a girl and a guy should be physical difference and some mental ones.

Now problem number two.

Girls play with Barbies, boys play with cars. What the शिट (shit)!!!!!! Why can't a girl play with cars. And guy play with Barbie (I am against Barbies too, another chapter maybe). This is similar to my first problem. I really am going to write an angry letter to the kinder joy HQ. I am upset with them.

Well I think that's it for now. I'll post another chapter later. If you see sexism or racism happen anywhere. Your job is to stop it.

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