My book of rants

TOURISTS!!

TOURISTS!!!!!

Alright, so to start off, I am being slightly hypocritical as I was a tourist too. So as many of you all didn't know, I was on a holiday!  To Sikkim.

So I encountered fellow tourists, some so annoying that they actually managed to get into this book!

1) I was inside a beautiful monastery and it was very peaceful. There were a few monk students dancing and performing rituals. So I went to them to ask them about what they did and why they were doing it. I asked the children about what they were doing, it was fun and jolly, they were adorable. (I will now explain the situation in a poem)  

BUT!!!

Them came a lady, with her two children,

Grabbed a monk child as he looked at her in bewilderment,

Photo, Photo she said and passed her phone two her husband

All smiling but the monk child was stunned.

Tossed him back into the group after the deed was done.

THAT WAS SOOOOOOO RUDE! You didn't even talked to him or asked him his name; it was like she was using him. I bet she would've gone home and told all her family, "o dekhiye zara, meine is bachhe se baat kiya. Kitna sweet tha woh bachha." (Look here. I spoke to this kid, how sweet was that child).

This is generally very rude ad obnoxious behavior.

2) I know this is rude, but I have a small problem with loud speakers. In that same monastery, where I was enjoying my peace and silence, came another lady with her husband and three children.

The man screamed, "OY, PHOTO LELE, WAH, KYA JAGAH HEIN. KITNI KHAMOSHI AUR SHANTI HEIN. CHAL CHAL, SABKO BITHA DE YAHAAN." (Take a photo, wow, what a place such silence and peace. Come on, make everyone sit down)(spare the English, its direct translation)

YOU ENJOY THE SILENCE??? SO DO I! and secondly, the last time I checked, I was in a monastery and NOT a picnic garden.

  

          PART 2 : THE AIRHOST

So I am sitting on the isle seat, perfectly convenient for getting up and sitting back down. Now... comes the stupid airhost who really got on my nerves. HE KEPT RAMMING THE DAMMED TROLLEY ONTO MY SHOULDERS! I wanted to scream at him. And an apology once or twice is okay (apologize he didn't) but 8 times! WHO DOES THAT!!

SO GUYS...

BYE

MANAV