A Night Out: A Hangover Gone Wrong

Chapter One: An Unexpected Visit

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 "By far the most intelligent thing we have written in this story is the title"

-TheOneAsians

A long time ago in a galaxy far far away... in a hole in the ground there lived a hobbit. Not a nasty, dirty, wet hole, filled with the ends of worms and an oozy smell, nor yet a dry, bare, sandy hole with nothing in it to sit down on or to eat: it was a hobbit-hole and that meant comfort.

This particular galaxy was filled with planets big and small, green or red, volcanic or lush. This hobbit lived on the planet called Middle Earth. Bilbo (the hobbit) lived a normal life until one day someone came to visit. A man with thin black hair in blue with an a starfleet insignia on the top left part of his shirt walked up to his door. He knocked. Bilbo walked to the round door gracefully. He opened it.

"Hello-" he said with fright

"Good day" the man said with a small bow

"I am Spock the first mate of the Starship Enterprise" he said in a bold voice.

Quickly Bilbo closed the door and walked away frustrated .

"I don't want any business with Star Fleet" he said.

Bilbo walked to his kitchen and poured himself a cup of tea when all of a sudden another knock came from his door or so he thought. He walked to his door with a frown and opened it. With a surprise there was no one there to greet. He walked back to his tea and sat and another knock came ringing throughout the house. He stood up and yelled

"Go away! I want nothing to do with Star Fleet!"

There was no response. Suddenly Frodo Baggins burst into the room and said with great joy. Bilbo jumped

"The Death Star has been destroyed!"

"That's great news!" Bilbo said with excitement!

Bilbo stood up and offered Frodo a seat. Frodo sat agreeingly and said,

"But I also have some bad news" Frodo said with a frowned

"What is it?" Bilbo asked frightfully

"The Avengers and all superheroes have split" Frodo paused "The Galactic Republic Clone Army and the Rebel Alliance have joined Captain America's side and the Imperials and Separatists have joined Iron Man's side"

"What's the reason of the split?" Bilbo asked concerned

"Their government has decided to make all superheros give up their identities and register themselves"

"I can see why their rebelling" Bilbo said after taking a sip of tea

Hours past and Bilbo was making himself a nice dinner when a loud knock echoed throughout the house. Bilbo walked calmly toward the door. He opened it. A tall man with black spiky hair and a orange gi greeted him at the door.

"Hey, it's me Goku, I'm a Saiyan from earth" the man said enthusiastically.

Bilbo said awkwardly "right...... So what are you doing at my house..."

"I heard that there was food" so he shoved his way into the house and went straight into the kitchen and stuffed his face with a year's worth of food.

"STOP THAT'S MY FOOD!!" Bilbo screamed right when there was a weird mowing sound at the door. The door unlocked and stepped in a man with thick black hair, a bow tie, and suspenders with a tweed jacket with elbow patches. In his hand he had an electronic sort of tube with a glowing green light at the top.