Patrick: Let me tell you a story. It's called "The Ugly Barnacle".
Spongebob: *seems interested*
Patrick: Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, that everyone died. The end.
Spongebob: That didn't help at all!
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Funniest Spongebob Quotes
RandomHere's a collection of quotes/scenes from the very well-known and well-loved cartoon of Spongebob Squarepants! (These are the funniest in my opinion. If any comments suggest otherwise, I will FIND YOU AND TICKLE YOU TO DEATH.)