Kiribaku texts

I ship it

User names

Kirishima: dick-joke

Bakugou: lord-explosion-murder

Midoriya: smol-bean

Kaminari: pika-pika

Todoroki: icy-hot

Momo: MOMo

Mina: bubblegum-bitch

Uraraka: uravity

Tsuyu: kermits-sister

Hagakure: spirit

Tokoyami: goth-squads-bird-man

Iida- iidad

Jiro: earphones

Mineta: purple-purv

Aoyama: sparkles

Shoji: scary-Kakashi

Sero: flex-tape

Koda: owo-uwu-owo

Ojiro: tailed-ninja

Sato: super-diabetes

Toshinori: I-AM-HERE

Aisawa: I-need-sleep

Hizashi:presentation-Michele

Nemuri: hottest-hero

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Bubblegum-bitch: I got this feeling at like 3am while watching Netflix

Smol-bean: are you sick? You shouldn't be awake at 3 am you need sleep. Are you tired?

Uravity: I drew some porny fan art and wrote some smutty fanfic

Iidad: I thought better of you Uraraka.

Spirit: I can't help it, I just think that they would make such a good pair

Flex-tape: who are you on about

Kermits-sister: I don't care, I ship it. I don't care

MOMo: I know that they are siblings but I think that there is something more

Icy-hot: incest crosses the like ship all you want but no incest it's just wrong

Sparkles: if she weren't dating that guy, they'd be banging, i am sure

Iidad: Aoyama! 😤🤦‍♂️

Lord-explosion-murder: the third scene in episode four, come on, look at him stare

Dick-joke: bakugou why

Hottest-Hero: twincest cant really be that bad-

Earphones: your on the canon ground, I'm in crack ship space

Pika-pika: that my gurl

Bubblegum-bitch: lets start a shipping war, don't care if I get hate

Dick-joke: let's not start a war please

Lord-explosion-murder: don't like my pairings well, then you can hit the bricks

Uravity: this is my OTP I'll go down with this ship

Super-diabetes: please can no one drown

Sparkles: I ship it

Goth-squads-bird-man: can you all be quiet I am trying to do a satanic ritual

Kermits-sister: I ship it

MOMo: they keep on saying their not gay, but yeah I really doubt that

Scary-kakashi: I am pretty sure everyone here is in the lgbtq+ community one way or another

Spirit: this can't just be a bromance, who would write a show about that

owo-uwu-owo: ? (.o.')

Uravity: I think the subtext in the second season's pretty clear

Tailed-ninja: wth smh

Bubblegum-bitch: don't tell me I need to calm down-

Smol-bean: no body has told you to.

MOMo: I don't care I ship it

Sparkles: I don't care I ship it. I ship it

Spirit: I don't care I ship it I don't care

Earphones: your on the canon ground, well, I'm in crack ship space

Pika-pika: didnt u already say that

Bubblegum-bitch: lets start a shopping war, don't care if I get hate

Dick-joke: like I said before no wars please

Lord-explosion-murder: don't like my pairings well, then you can hit the bricks

owo-uwu-owo: (._.)

Uravity: this is my OTP I'll go down with this ship

Smol-bean: please don't drown uraraka

Spirit: I don't care I ship it

Purple-purv: do you ship me with momo

Kermits-sister: I don't care I ship it. I ship it

Purple-purv: you do

Earphones: I don't care I ship it

Purple-purv: so do you

Hottest-Hero: I don't care I ship it. I ship it

Purple-purv: even the teachers ship it I knew it was going to happen

Lord-explosion-murder: I don't care

Purple-purv: your gay you wouldn't understand fucking fag

Bubblegum-bitch: I ship it

Purple-purv: thanks for shipping it

Lord-explosion-murder: IM GONNA FUCKING KILL YOU FUCKING RAPE GRAPE

Dick-joke: that is out of line mineta you should apologise and I'm not stopping bakugou you piece of homophobic trash go kill him bakugou

I-need-sleep: kirishima stop bakugou from killing the mineta I have a plan for tomorrow that would be so much worse

Dick-joke: ok Aisawa sensei

I-need-sleep: drop the sensei shit just call me aisawa and that goes for all of you little shits

Presentation-Michal: does that include me

I-need-sleep: no you can call me what ever the fuck you want it's just the other shits aka my students and the two bigger shits toshi and nemi

I-AM-HERE: I AN HERE AND NOT A SHIT

I-need-sleep: you are the biggest shit of them all