Finally, after years of being oblivious and rejecting awkward blueberries, Adrien finally knew who was the love of his life.
Ears.
So today he was going to ask out an ear. This ear was perfect. And this ear belonged to his very good just a best friend. Can you guess who? I cannot either, pretty tough question if you ask me. Once the bell rang, he ran up to Marinette and said "Hey! You're cute... wanna go out some time?". Of course Marinette thought it was for her, she replied with a yes. "Oh, no Marinette, that was meant for your ear!"
"My, what?" she questioned. "I was asking out your ear, not you!"Marinette ran away crying.
"Guess I'll just have to ask someone else's ear" he said to himself.
"You're fucking weird, you know that right kid?" Plagg said. "Woah, Plagg... you're ears are kinda hot..." Adrien said.
"OH NO NONO NOPE IM FINDING A NEW OWNER CIAO MOTHERFUCKER" and Plagg ran away.
Adrien cried.
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Miraculous One-Shots
FanfictionThis book is basically just a bunch of funny random chapters but some are full on one shots ---- It will contain Ladynoir, Marichat, Adrinette and Ladrien. No lukanette or whatever because thats gross❤️. ---- Some will be funny, some will be just j...