Miraculous One-Shots

miraculous explained for dummies+jokes

this is basically the crazy world of miraculous explained for the newbies
also including hidden jokes only true miraculous legends will understand
the first part of this is just info about names and shit but the fun starts when I talk about different ships and the tea

lets start off with the main characters and their nicknames

Adrien Agreste- Cinnamon Roll/Sunshine Child
Marinette Dupain-Cheng- Blueberry
Alya Césaire- Internet Addict/Mama Alya
Nino Lahiffe- Cool DJ Dude
Gabriel Agreste- Gabe the Babe
Emilie Agreste- Mama Agreste
Tom Dupain- Baking Legend
Sabine Cheng- Best Mama
Natelie Sancouer- The Nanny
???- The Gorilla
Master Fu/Wang Fu- Jackie Chan 2.0
Hawkmoth- Hawkdaddy
Mayura- Peacock B*tch
Volpina- Just a B*tch
Ladybug- Crime Fighting Deva
Chat Noir/Cat Noir (I prefer Chat Noir)- Sin-amon Roll
Mister Bug
LadyNoir (not the ship)
Rena Rouge
Carapace
Queen Bee
Jade Turtle- Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle
Multi-Mouse
Aspik
Viperion
Pegasus
Bunnyx
King Monkey
Ryuko
Dragon Bug
Lila Rossi-Lie-la
Chloe Bourgeois
Kagami Tsurgi  

Luka Couffaine- Some Ugly Guitar Dude
Mayor Bourgeois/Andre Bourgeois
Audrey Bourgeois- Fashion (apparently) Queen
Jagged Stone
Penny Rolling
The Rest of the Miraculous Class

and finally

Nathanaël Kurtzberg- our Gorgeous Little Tomato Child
and
Marc Anciel- our Adrinette Child

Don't talk to me until you have memorised EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THOSE NAMES!

Now onto ships

Adrinette- Adrien and Marinette
Marichat- Marinette and Chat Noir
LadyNoir/Chatbug- Ladybug and Chat Noir
Ladrien- Ladybug and Adrien (NOT LILA DO NOT GET CONFUSED!)
DJWifi- The Bubbler and Lady Wifi
Alyno/Alino- Alya and Nino
These are ships from the rest of the miraculous class ˇˇˇ
Chloe and Nathanaël
Ivan Bruel and Mylène Haprèle
Juleka Couffaine and Rose Lavillant
Max Kanté and Sabrina Raincomprix
Alix Kubdel and Lê Chiê'n Kim/Kim
And Lila by herslef
Now just random ships ˇˇˇ
Lukagami- Luka and Kagami
Gabrinette 😂👌(hell no)
Jenny- Jagged and Penny
Chat Noir and Fiery Phoenix 😂
Marcanaël- Marc and Nathanaël

ok now onto kwamis and their miraculous owners and their powers etc

Tikki- Ladybug- Miraculous of Creation- Belongs to Marinette
Plagg- Black Cat- Miraculous of Destruction- Belongs to Adrien
Wayzz- Turtle- Miraculous of Protection- Belongs to Master Fu and Nino
Trixx- Fox- Miraculous of Illusion- Belongs to Alya (fyi the miraculous lila wears is fake)
Pollen- Bee- Miraculous of Subjection/Paralysation/Embolization- Belongs to Chloe
Nooroo- Moth/Butterfly- Miraculous of Champions/Transmission- Belongs to Gabriel
Duusu- Peacock- Miraculous of Champions?? (Not Specified)- Belongs to Natelie
Sass- Snake- Miraculous of Repetition- Belongs to Luka and worn once by Adrien
Mullo- Mouse- Miraculous of Multiplication- Worn once by Marinette
Fluff- Rabbit- Miraculous of Time- Belongs to Alix
Longg- Dragon- Miraculous of Elements- Belongs to Kagami
Ziggy- Goat- Miraculous Relation not Specified- Dormant
Xuppu- Monkey- Miraculous of Jubilation- Belongs to Kim
Daizzi- Pig- Miraculous Relation not Specified- Dormant
Orikko- Rooster/Chicken- Miraculous Relation not Specified- Dormant
Barkk- Dog- Miraculous Relation not Specified- Dormant
Stompp- Ox- Miraculous Relation not Specified- Dormant
Kaalki- Horse/Pony- Miraculous of Teleportation- Belongs to Max
Roaar- Tiger- Miraculous Relation not Specified

now onto the juicy stuff

the

tea 🍵

prepare for a rant