𝐌𝐎𝐍𝐎 ; 𝐏𝐎𝐋𝐘 • 𝐍𝐂𝐓

Ch3 • Donkey Kong

•Operation: Run for your life, Mission: Don't die

"LEE DONGFUCK , I WILL YEET YOU OUT OF THE BIOSPHERE !"

That was Valerie, obviously. She was running down the hall of her huge ass mansion. Why, you ask? Well, let's just say this is another normal episode of 'What the fuck did you do now, Donghyuck?'

•Storytime•

It was a fine sunny (side up 😉) day in the Lee's mansion. A certain beautiful crackhead was peacefully sleeping in her huge ass bed dreaming of Big Macs the size of her head and french fries the size of her bolsters. She smiled in content, reaching out for the heavenly food in her sleep, as she chased it on clouds in slow motion.

Another person tiptoed into her room, as quiet as possible, and stood by the side of her bed eyes blank and 'disappointed but not surprised'. He stared at her judging how stupid she looked while sleeping.

"Bitch, come back here, I'm starving can't you see?" She slurred as she grabbed a pillow, thinking it was one of the nuggets in her dream. Donghyuck rolled his eyes at the girl's ridiculous actions.

'And she's supposed to be the older one' he thought before snorting in his head.

He watched her do more dumb things until an idea popped in his head. A devious smirk found its way onto his lips, as his face churned in pure evil. You probably know what that means.

Shit bout to go down.

Donghyuck waltzed out of the room and onto the long halls of the manor. He went out of the mansion and into the green house. Walking here and there, he looked around to find what he's looking for.

Until his eyes landed on, to him, what seemed like a jackpot. His eyes sparkled in delight, when he saw what appeared to be huge aquarium, minus the water. There inside were all kinds of bugs and worms. Donghyuck made a mental reminder to thank Valerie's little sister, Yuna, for liking bugs and collecting them. No matter how weird it is.

Y'all probably know what happened after that.

Donghyuck grabbed a pair of gardening gloves and grabbed as much insects as he could (mainly the worms and centipedes, since Val despises them with a passion. And is afraid of them) and threw them into a small random sack before dashing back into the manor.

He dumped it on Valerie's bed where she was still knocked out, no longer dreaming of burgers and fries. After throwing the small sack somewhere in the room, he patted his hands in accomplishment and walked out the room for some tea. To wait for his desired reaction, to be precise.

•End of story time•

And here we are. The same little demon was sipping some tea by the tea table on the balcony outside a second floor hallway, when he heard his insulting name being threatened and screamed in the most horrific way possible. The sly smirk from earlier vanished at the tone Valerie used. Oh no.

This boy has a death wish, I'm sure of it.

"Donkey Kong bitch, where are you?! I swear to god, I'm gonna murder you. I know it was you, now come here, coward. Let's settle this bitch to bitch!" She said from the hall he was in, she was getting closer. And somehow, his heart raced Abit. Suddenly regretting his decision.