Zodiac: Member + Their pick-up line (clean and dirty)
Sorry to tell you, but there will be a member left out. 13 members to 12 zodiacs :(
♒Aquarius: Woozi
🌟: Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.
💦: I wish you were soap so I could feel you all over me.
♋Cancer: Jun
🌟: [Extending hand] Would you hold this for me while I go for a walk?
💦: You look great in those clothes, but I bet they'd look better on the floor.
♊Gemini: Hoshi
🌟: Me without you is like a nerd without braces, a shoe without laces, a sentencewithoutspaces
💦: I may not go down in history, but I'll go down on you.
♐Sagittarius: Mingyu
🌟: Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be what they call ‘FINE PRINT’
💦: Are you a racehorse? Cause when I ride you'll always finish first
♉Taurus: The8
🌟: You must be a hell of a thief because you stole my heart from across the room
💦: Hey girl, I’m a fully-fledged meteorologist and something’s telling me you’re in for a few inches tonight.
♎Libra: Vernon
🌟: How was heaven when you left it?
💦: If you ever get tired, you can sit on my face anytime
♌Leo: Joshua
🌟: If I were a stop light, I’d turn red every time you passed by, just so I could stare at you a bit longer
💦: That’s a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?
♍Virgo: Wonwoo
🌟: If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I’d have a galaxy in my hand
💦: Want to spend the night at my house tonight? The couch may not pull out, but I do.
♏Scorpio: S.Coups
🌟: Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye. Oh wait, it’s just a sparkle
💦: . Hey do you wanna sit on my lap and see what pops up!
♓Pisces: DK
🌟: Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears!
💦: Hey baby, I got the F, the C and the K. All I need now it U!
♈Aries: Jeonghan
🌟: If God made anything more beautiful than you, I'm sure he'd keep it for himself.
💦: The word of the day is legs; why don't you come to my house and spread the word
♑Capricorn: Seungkwan
🌟: Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile
💦: Let's play house, you be the door and I'll slam you all night long!
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These are so bad lmao. Hope you enjoyed this cringy chapter.
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