My Friend is a Pimp.

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Not really it's Halloween. So it was a last minute sort of thing and when we got into the costume stop we ran around looking for a costume that wasn't slutty. I wanted to be a ninja turtle but all the consumes were slutty which sucked.

Then it happened, my friend found a pimp costume and she was all like, "I am a pimp!" It was amazing.

Later that night we found my mom and she asked her what she was and she's like "a pimp." like it was the most normal thing ever. Then my mom asked me if I was her lady. . . .

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