If My Ferrets Were Humans

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So, recently I have found out that my ferrets are both males. Which in all means is fine by me it's just they kind of have feminine names, Kira and Minzy, and let me just say that Minzy is one pretty motherfudger so I was a little surprised.

Prior to this discovery I wanted to draw them as humans, since I was told they were female it's only natural that I drew them as females. But now that I know they are males I felt the need to redraw them as males. As I was doing this I couldn't help but form a storyline about them, which consists of Kira and Minzy being roommates and myself being the landlord's daughter who secretly ships them and calls them my children. Which is basically what I already do, except I am their mother in the real world.

Now here's the simple character thing I've got.

Kira (Goes by Key)

Loves naps

Climbs everything, is afraid of heightsSmells like mint

Laughs at his own jokes

Wants to fight everything

Looks smol and fragile, but is really a badass

Pretends to hate cuddles

Addicted to caffeine

Always sleeping but always awake?

Gets mistaken as an idol every time he leaves the apartment

Works nights at Walmart

Plays rap to get rid of Min

Is actually super sweet and kind to everyone

Really nice eyebrows

"Sweg"


Minzy (Goes by Min) - EATS EVERYTHING AND ANYTHING ESPECIALLY CHEETOS

People either love or hate him

Will be your friend if you buy them food

Looks like an angel, but is actually satan 89.99% of the time

Pretends to be a gangster, scared of rap music

Eyelashes for days

Will crawl into bed with Key in the middle of the night

Cleans Key when he is sleeping

Often confused, nicknamed Blank Min

Dabs way too often

100% Sass

Is super good looking, but all pictures of him are derpy

Has a fanclub of preteen girls is clueless (Key sells them photos of Min sleeping)

This is what I have so far. Now for some news, I have decided that I am going to be moving this account and eventually deleting this one. I'm doing this to start anew and since the summer is coming up I will hopefully have more time to update.

I will be moving this account right after school ends and I will be deleting this one in a month or so just to make sure those of you who want to continue this series knows where to find me.

Thank you for reading see you after the move.

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