WARNING: CUSSIN HURR 'N' DURR
WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME IF I CAN FUCKING SEE WITHOUT MY GLASSES.
I AM NOT VELMA FROM SCOOBY DOO. I AM NOT FUCKING BLIND WITHOUT MY GLASSES.
When I was in Science at school (where else? XD) we had to put on aprons and goggles for the practical, a girl in the class talked to me and convo went a little something like this:
Her: Hey, can you see without your glasses?
Me: Um, yes. *note the obviously annoyed tone I have*
Her: Then...why do you need them?
Me: ...
Her: ...
Me: ...Imma ignore you now. *said in my head*
I WAS SO FUCKING PISSED THOUGH. I MEAN, THE AMOUNT OF TIMES I HAVE BEEN ASKED THIS!!
YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE COMPLETELY AND UTTERLY BLIND IN ORDER TO OWN GLASSES.
Y'see, my left eye is "lazy". Basically, it makes my right eye do all the work while it just looks pretty.
IT JUST IRRITATES ME HAVING TO EXPLAIN THE SAME FUCKING THING OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AGAIN TO OBLIVIOUS PEOPLE WHO JUST ANNOY ME!
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AFTERWORD: IF YOU THINK THIS IS OFFENSIVE AND I SWEAR TOO MUCH, STOP FUCKING READING. i'm not forcing you to read this. BESIDES, LOOK AT THE TITLE.
Thank you, that is all.
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It's My Mouth, I Can Say What I Want To (Rant Book)
De TodoJust a lil' book about some of my pet peeves. MASS SWEARING IN THIS. VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED. (Inspired by @SnowflakesinSummer05.)
