A bit of mature content ahead.
In the past I have done some questionable things when I get drunk, but nothing as bad as the very last time I got drunk.
Both Bianca and I were invited to a guy I befriended for drinks at his place because it was his birthday.
I drank way too much that night, Bianca finally called it a night for us when I bumped into a chair while trying to sit down in a chair beside the kitchen table.
"Come on Babe, time to go home."
"No, stay a little longer," Frank said.
"No, he drank too much."
"The lady is right, time to go," I remember suddenly not feeling well.
It wasn't alcohol poisoning, I had eaten something that tasted more like onion, with the drinking and tasting whatever was in the food I ate it made my stomach queasy.
She helped me with my coat and sneakers. We said goodnight and thanked Frank and his wife for the drinks. I leaned against her as we walked home and I asked her not to lock me out this time around.
"Now why would I do that?" She asked.
"Because I might have done something that I don't remember doing now?"
"You were fine, I'm not going to lock you out."
"Thank you, Pretty lady."
I groped her butt.
She laughed.
"I don't think you'll be getting the goods tonight Hon."
"Why not?"
"You passed out this one time when we were about to get it on."
"One time! One time I did that!"
She giggled.
Has soon as we got into her home I ran straight for the bathroom where I started throwing up.
"Looks like more nachos for me!" Bianca shouted.
A few minutes later Bianca said she needed to use the bathroom. I moved towards her bathtub and hung my head, making sure I was being a gentleman and not looking.
After she was done, I was about to get back to the toilet in case I needed to throw up again when I didn't make it and decided to throw up in her bathtub.
"Did you just puke in my bathtub?" She called out.
There you have it folks not one of my finest moments, and it most certainly won't be my last.
I made a sound confirming to her that yes I did puke in her tub.
"I'm not cleaning that up!"Came her reply.
I slept in the bathroom that night, I asked her to give me a pillow and a blanket.
It was early in the morning when I needed to throw up again.
After having my head in the toilet, I lifted my head and I saw something strange out in the hallway. I crawled and saw that Bianca had made a bed and was sleeping near the bathroom.
Since I was feeling okay, I nudged her.
She opened up her eyes.
"Do you need anything?"
"Just water please."
She got up and walked into the kitchen.
I rested my back against the bathroom wall and waited.
