It was during Mother's day that Bianca and my mama met, it was through a video call and not face to face. I had called Bianca to tell her that I would be staying with my mama for a little longer but that I would check back with her later.
She said okay.
"Are you drunk?" I asked.
She seemed to be acting a little strange.
"Noooooooooooooooooooo." She said a bit dramatically.
"How much did you have to drink?"
"Just a little." She showed me how little with her fingers.
"Did your mama and you go out drinking or something?"
"Wine!!!!!!!!!!!!" She shouted.
I laughed.
She was clearly drunk.
"What's are you laughing at Dear?" My mama asked.
Bianca probably didn't notice this but I smirked.
"Just Bianca the woman I was telling you about earlier when you asked about my love life!" I replied.
"Oh, let me say hi."
"Hey Babe, this is my mama say hi."
Bianca said hi with a weird grin on her face and she was waving like a loon.
I was laughing.
"Well, this is awkward," Bianca said, then started to bounce up and down on her bed commenting on the fact that it was much more fun to do.
Yeah, my guess was correct, she was drunk!
I started asking questions to Bianca in front of my mama. Bianca responded like I knew she would.I didn't ask any questions that would embarrass Bianca if she remembered, If she didn't remember then I will tell her that she did say something embarrassing once she sobered up.
I was going to hell for this prank.
Once I hung up from Bianca, my mama gave me a head slap.
"Ow, what was that for?" I asked rubbing my head.
"Why did you ask her questions in front of me?"
"For you to get to know her a little better?"
"You are full of shit! I think it was because you can tell her if she doesn't remember that I do not approve of her."
Busted!
"How do you know?"
"Woman intuition."
"I think that is full of crap!"
She gave me another head slap.
"Ow, Mama! You are going to knock the smartness out of me!"
"And here I was hoping it would knock some sense into you instead in regards to your love life."
"I'm a good boy! I treat her good just like you taught me to do and taught me how to respect the person I was with. I'm just going to tease her just a bit."
"I think she ought to give you a few head slaps for being a pain."
"I'm not always a pain!"
"Oh?"
"Okay, I'm not a pain about 50 percent of the time."
"What are you guys talking about?" My younger brother Jacob asked walking into the kitchen.
