lucy in the sky with diamonds; jtodd

six

tim
hey big bro

jason
pls dont call me that ever again :))

tim
ok big bro :)

jason
what do you want?

tim
ah
i was just wondering if luce told you she'd like to meet you at the library
you know
so you can help her answer some quizzes 
she's really struggling to understand the book 

jason
she didn't tell me
i feel like the last thing she'd want is to meet me,,
or the first thing....

idk she gets me confused, i cant tell if shes either horny or just being annoying eh

tim
im telling you
lucy is constantly horny
but that's not relevant
are you helping her still?

jason
yeah, i mean, when she lets me
we're always arguing bc she wants to know how i look like and get to know me and shit lol
i kinda enjoy this mystery tbh hehe

tim
good good 
so.... library??

jason
why do i feel like you want to set us up???????
she is YOuR friend

tim
AHAHAHAHHA NOO WAYYYYY
i mean............. do you think shes nice?

jason
OH SO YOU DO ARE TRYING TO SET ME UP ON A DATE!

tim
WHAAAAA???

jason
...
is it because of bruces "WAy ToO mUcH TImE ALoNe" speech about me?
dick told me and came all bossy trying to tell me i should interact more with them, gross

tim
that's not it.. kjrehdfkjhksd 
at all..

jason
fuck you drake

tim
BUt lucy is actually going to take the literature test
and she does need help
she skips basically all classes 

jason
i will help her
just 'cause i lowkey think she's cute...... even tho i've never seem her face
this message was deleted

because i already started this fucking whole thing

tim
thanks
you don't have to go out with her or anything if you don't want to

jason
if i do so, i wont tell you :D

tim
HAAHAH
you don't have to
you're talking to one of the greatest detectives in gotham 

jason
yea
way to plan a set up in secret, genius
it took me two days to figure your scheme 

tim
did you?

jason
bye