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lucy
YOOO
HOW COME YOU'VE NEVER TOLD ME YOURE BRUCE WAYNES KID????

smartass drake
oH, i thought you knew
that's literally the only reason that ashley girl talks to me

lucy
i wouldnt judge her tho
ur dad is amazing??????
i fell like im friends with a celebrity ah
just to be clear, that doenst change our friendship

smartass drake
oof
i was getting worried id have to give you a daily autograph or something
aha ha 😎

lucy
ew
you can do my homework if you’d like to

smartass drake
hard pass eek
but seriously luce
how are you knowing that now???

lucy
i might have been on a tough task to find your brother on social media
and i might have gone through your profile and then… BOOm bruce freaking wayne

smartass drake
ohmygod lucy
you could have just asked me for his profile

lucy
you’d get all mushy about it jkfkjhsk

smartass drake
yeah, true
although, i have my questions
like…
WHAT ARE YOUR INTENTIONS WITH HIS PROFILE???
ARE YOU GUYS MEETING?
DID HE ASK FOR NUDES? HOLY SHIT THAT’S A VERY JASON THING TO DO

lucy
no lmfao
he wont tell idk why
and i did found him on instagram
It’s private and i can’t see much by his profile picture
your brother dick is cute tho, his feed is very trendy, is he like a model or youtuber?

smartass drake
HAHAAHHA DICK A MODEL??
He lives in bludhaven as a police officer…

lucy
hOT 🥵🥵

smartass drake
uGh starting to regret setting you and my brother up

lucy
well well so you’re admitting your role as cupid?

smartass drake
what???
yes and no
i mean, jason is a bookworm he is capable of helping you
but he also is single 😉

lucy
you’re unbelievable mannn
your brother probably thinks im crazy
and a ChiLD

smartass drake
not true
he’s just a little moody very often…
soooo, you like him? 😏😏😏

lucy
KJFKJDK TIM I DONT EVEN KNOW HIS FACE
send me a picture

smartass drake
-5 points for judging by appearance 😔
But here it goes…
[image file]

lucy
you got some skills right there drake 👏🏻
i cant fucking see a thing

smartass drake
thAT’S BECAUSE HE NOTICED I WAS ABOUT TO TAKE A PICTURE

lucy
what are you guys doing out in gotham this late? Smh

smartass drake
just hanging out
i gtg now
i’ll try to take a better picture
or just ask him nicely, i’m sure if you insist he’s going to send you some highbrow content

lucy
ehh okaaay
stay safe timmy, i’ve got a couple of friends who got muggled just this week bc they’re out at night

smartass drake
don’t worry luce, batman atacc but he also protecc

lucy
You just unlocked a new level of cringeness on my body

smartass drake
but seriusly, i’ll be fineee

lucy
good night timothy

smartass drake
byeee

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ayo, I need a jason face claim help your girl out here 🤧💗

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