October 9, 7:00 pm
Archer Fibonacci 🖕🏻
Alex:
Damn you, traitor!
Alex:
Ikaw nagbigay ng number ko doon sa kapatid ni Gio ano?
Archer:
Hindi ako!!!
Alex:
Eat shit 🖕🏻
Archer:
Hindi talaga ako ang nagbigay ng number mo kay Rylie
Archer:
I swear, dude
Archer:
Kay Amber ko binigay ang number mo
Archer:
Not Rylie
Archer:
Amber. Gio's girlfriend
Alex:
Fuck you
Alex:
You do know na bestfriend niya yung pinsan mo!
Archer:
Uy alam niya
Archer:
Close na ba kayo?
Alex:
The world knows that
Alex:
Motherfucker
Archer:
HAHAHA
Archer:
Chill out, will you?
Archer:
You should be grateful
Archer:
At least kahit papano may nagte-text na sa'yo 'di ba?
Archer:
Ayaw mo nun?
Alex:
She's been flooding me with her text messages after every 10 damn minutes!
Alex:
I never asked for this
Archer:
E 'di gantihan mo
Archer:
Iflood mo din
Alex:
Tangina???
Alex:
Why am I friends with you
Archer:
I'm the best thing that has ever happened to you, mofo
Archer:
You should be thanking God everyday with that
Archer:
Imagine how blessed you are to have me as your damn bestfriend?
Alex:
Delusional
Alex:
Kung alam lang ng mga babaeng naghahabol sayo na may tililing ka
Alex:
They would probably be turned off big time
Archer:
That is why don't let Rylie go
Archer:
Come to think of it
Archer:
Kahit alam niyang may tililing ka, tsina-tiyaga ka niya
Alex:
Will you stop pushing me to her?
Alex:
You know how creepy she is
Alex:
Nagte-text na naman siya
Alex:
I am blocking her for real
Archer:
Don't block her
Archer:
Diyan na nga lang siya sumasaya sa pagti-text sayo iba-block mo pa?
Archer:
You are so selfish
Archer:
Men like you have a special place in hell
Alex:
Tangina
Alex:
Ikaw ang nagsabi sakin na iblock ko siya!
Alex:
Magsama tayo sa special place in hell na sinasabi mo
Archer:
Friendship goals
Archer:
But seriously dude
Archer:
Try giving her a chance
Archer:
Maybe it's time for you to hear her side as well
Archer:
And you don't have to like her back
Archer:
Just be civil
Alex:
As if it's as easy as you type it
Alex:
Just be civil my ass
Archer:
It's not that hard
Archer:
May mga nagkakagusto din naman sakin and when they try to talk to me, I respond to them in a nice way
Archer:
And just because I talk to them knowing that they like me doesn't mean that I'm giving them false hope
Archer:
It's called having a good manners and right conduct
Archer:
which you can't relate to
Archer:
Wala kang ganon. Ulol
Alex:
Thank you for guesting on tonight's ted talk mr. Archer Dean Fibonacci, CEO of Fibonacci Cuisine
Archer:
Lol
Archer:
Just be civil
Archer:
It won't kill you. It won't make your balls shrink either
