Musings of an Average Teen

Secret Admirer.

Hey peeps! How is ya going?

Guess what! It seems to be that I have another secret admirer. 'Cept I'm not supposed to know that this one likes me. Too late! I must be Miss Popular; I'm attracting the bitches like Maccas to fat people, only the bitches can run. I'm not sure what to think about that, but no one tell Frank. He is quite possessive, even if we aren't going out. One guy said something to me jokingly, and Frank goes, 'Why did you let him say that? Why is he touching you like that?' Just to let you know, it wasn't anywhere bad, only my arm. Nor did he say anything wrong to me, and Frank has definitely said worse. Also mate, you don't control me. You touch my stomach and waist constantly, paying little heed to my warnings to stop. Your kind of claiming me as your own when I have told you that my heart belongs elsewhere. Some people are really quite slow.

I was having a conversation with Daphne about some of the stories on wattpad. I went to her,

"Thank God you can spell correctly in your story! It annoys me when people can't."

Daphne- "Same here, it shits me."

Me- "It's like even autocorrect has given up on these people."

I also told her about what happened today at school;

"Not much, we had a sing along at lunch, which was weird. I asked Jeremy [the secret admirer from above] if he knew a song and he wasn't sure if he did or not. So I sung a bit and asked again if he recognised it and he's like 'I dunno, I was too busy listening to you sing, your really good'" ... Thanks? Only a little creepy.

Have you seen the Skittles ad? You should, it's so funny. 'Cept don't do it with parents in the room. Or grandparents. Seriously.

Thanks for reading! Comments are much appreciated, I'd be interested to know your opinion on everything I rabbit on about. This entry is dedicated to my amazing friend Daphne, get better soon honey. We miss you heaps. Also, Frank's getting a bit clingy and only your presence can make him back off a little.

To anyone and everyone who has free time, which I know you do because you're reading this, have a look at Daphne's fantastic story, 'Every family has a story, welcome to ours.' She's only just started, but I'm certain she'll create a marvellous little book. Love you xx