Musings of an Average Teen

Camels From Uranus.

Back in Grade 7(I'm in Grade 9), me and a good friend Renee had to make a PowerPoint on the planets. Our task was to pretend that we were Real Estate agents trying to sell the planets. Our main selling point for Uranus was that it had a large population of wild camels which could be used as transport. We were such cool kids.

Another friend, Agrippa, made a Facebook status saying 'Like for a cute couple through inbox.' Of course I went and liked it and a few minutes later I got an inbox. She said that I'd be a cute couple with Jeremy... I don't think she realised how close to home she hit with that one.

Last night I had a dream in which Frank was a girl who was doing an experiment to see if he could rule us and make us insecure wrecks. He was trying to see if he could become queen bee and manipulate all of us into thinking that we were worthless. He would then take over the world. Luckily, I stepped in and saved the day, revealing his secret identity. His name was Regina and he had very large, very real boobs.

I was thinking last night, you know when someone leaves a tissue in their pocket and it gets put in the wash? And then everyone gets little bits of tissues all through their clothes. Imagine what would happen if it was a banana...

So last night my brother gets out the phone book so that he can find one of his friends numbers. He left the room and the phone book was still there. How could you expect me to do anything other than look for unusual names? Here are some that I found;

Kluga

Spong

Oosterkamp

About a million Wangs and

Three Onions.

I mean really, Onion?! I would love that name, Katie Onion...

So I was playing a game with Renee yesterday. It's pretty simple, you think of a song and put 'with my penis' on the end. Here's some of our favourites;

Lose yourself- Eminem

Good time- Owl City & Carly Rae Jepson

I'll sleep when I'm dead- Bon Jovi

Run to paradise- Choir Boys

You found me- The Fray

Time of your life- Green Day

Who's that chick- David Guetta

We built this city- Starship

With that, I bid you adieu.

Katie Onion xx