Musings of an Average Teen

Sexy Spoon.

So I went to the shopping centre today with my dad and brother. I know, such a sad life I live. So we bought ice cream from Woolworths but forgot to pick up spoons. We walked round trying to find some until I, being the ninja I am, found some. I called out to dad and we went to find some seats, all the while I was playing with the spoon in my mouth. Sexily, of course. And where else would we have to sit other than next the only hot guy I'd seen so far... But, not being one to be in favour of showing him my embarrassment I went ahead and continued with my sexy spooniness and even added a hip swing when we walked off.

I was at the same shopping centre a day earlier because I was being fitted for a modelling job. I walked into a two dollar shop with my mum and aunt and we started to look around. The shop had only just opened and it was late at night, so there wasn't many people in there. My mum really likes containers so we went into that isle. They were talking really loudly about how amazing these containers were and one of the popular guys at school walks around the corner. And gives me the biggest smile...

I had an incredibly expensive alarm clock last night; a take home mechanical baby for child studies. Hehe. I only had three hours sleep last night. I wrote down the times it woke up and cried like it was the end of the world. It woke up at 10:08, 10:15, 10:18, 10:25, 11:44, 11:50, 11:58, 2:30, 2:41, 4:23, 4:31, 4:37 and I woke up at 6:45. Also, it takes me half an hour to go to sleep so I'm pretty much dead. Also, when you had to feed the damn thing the bottle didn't actually fit in its mouth so you were holding the bottle up to its mouth for around 20mins. And it's not like you could actually do anything while you were feeding it in the middle of the night while you were half dead.

So yeah, I wrote all that a week ago and now I'm just here chillin next to Jeremy. And Belle, but she's not as important. Just kidding, love you Belle.

I did the modelling thing yesterday and met a few interesting characters there. There was my old school principle, a classmate and Ernie's mum. See, the thing about Ernie is that he asked me out last year and I said no. So to meet his mum when I was just about to strut around in these clothes... Yeah, so not awkward.

I got a paper cut the other day and was complaining about it at our lockers. Naturally, everyone heard and Jeremy comes over and goes;

"Oh my God! Are you ok? Do we need to do surgery? It's ok, my dads a butcher!"

That made me feel a whole lot better. It probably was funnier at the time but I thought it deserved a mention.

Much love to you all,

Katie.