Coffee Makes You Crazy

Chapter 4

Chapter 4

When I got home, I was greeted by the sweet, mouthwatering smell of macaroni and cheese, spring rolls, and my favorite-tiganita, which is basically fried vegetables. When Alex came, I was halfway finished with the tiganita, which is also his favorite food. Alex, in sheer rage, said, "MY TIGANITA!!!" I shouted back, "MIIIINE!!" Then, he yanked the bowl from my hands. I screamed at him and took my food back. He didn't hesitate to take it from me. Sadly, when he yanked it from my palm, it spilled to the floor. We shouted at each other in unison, "YOUR FAULT!" We then started fighting. I started with a one two punch, which he dodged easily. He then pulled my hair, which made me scream in pain. The rest of our fight consisted of kicking, dodging, punching, and cursing. Dad must have been really mad, because he came down from his room, all scary-looking, and shouted at us, "STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!"We both froze in our stances, not because we heeded his warning, but because we saw a whole bowl of tiganita in his hands. We started charging towards Dad like enraged toros and stole his tiganita, shoving him to the floor in the process. We then ate it like we haven't eaten in decades. Angry as ever, Dad yelled, "You.....two.....are....GROUNDED!! Start by cleaning this mess up!!!!!!!"

*25 minutes later*

Alex and I were now cleaning the kitchen. The kitchen was still a mess. Food was everywhere, especially on our clothes. The clothes that got the most damage inflicted on them were the new pajamas I bought a while ago when I was shopping with Jay. Since this is part of the 2-week grounding, we can't leave until we finish.

*another 25 minutes later*

Finally done cleaning the kitchen, I ran up to my room to take a very long shower. When I got out of the shower, I changed into my Spongebob PJ's and prepared my school uniform for tomorrow. When I opened my closet, I found the most hideous clothes in the milennium-more hideous than Lady Gaga's meat dress. Its top had the colors dark brown and cream arranged in vertical stripes. The matching skirt was even more hideous. Who in this whole fashion-minded world would think of a yellow and purple checkered pattern. Okay, maybe the Scottish, but it's part of their culture. I yelled, "Dad, what are these hideous things supposed to be? And why are there six of them? Doesn't school only last 5 days per week?"

Dad came up and said, "You obviously know that that's your uniform because of the Glenroy High logo on the upper right side, so I'll just tell you why there are six. I just bought the other one as a spare-you know, because maybe you would, well~"

"Burn them all in a school bonfire if we'd have any?"

"Yeah, stuff like that-wait, what?"

They are the most hideous thing of this milennium, Dad! Just look at them! They are a fashion disaster!" I said, pointing to the clothes.

"Well, you'll have to wear them if you still want to see that boy friend of yours."

"H-how did you find out?"

"Oh, it's quite simple, really. Alex told me he saw you two together back at the mall. He also said you look cute together~"

"Good night, Dad!" I said, shoving him out of my room.

*the next morning*

I woke up very bedazzled. I usually have those weird but interesting dreams, but this time, it's different. Remembering what I found on the Internet once about how quickly you can forget your dreams, I got my iPhone and started typing. I wrote:

"No time to refine. Have to remember as much as possible.

At school. Jay threw a paper plane at me. Said, "GF?" I shouted, "Sure!" Went home. Got beach stuff. Went to the beach. Family bonding Sunday. Made sandcastle with Queen me and King Jay kissing-very weird. Jay came-he was surfing. We kissed. After I realized we kissed, already at church for wedding. We got married. Honeymoon at home. Had 2 kids named Sandy and John. Woke up."

That was the weirdest dream ever. Did it mean anything? Am I really in love with him?