SPIDEY AND AVENGERS ONESHOTS

The Interview

AN/// Spider-Man gives an interview and Peter watches. The avengers don't know Spider-Man's identity. Except for Tony, of course. Steve n bucky kinda ooc

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"We managed to snag an interview with the one and only Spiderman last week, which we will air in 10 minutes so start counting. Boy did we get answers! Any questions you have please tag us on Twitter @thedailybugle."

As soon as Steve heard the news he called his team

"GUYS! GUYS! GUESS WHAT! GUESS WHAT!GUESS WHAT!"

"Jesus Steve. What'd ya take coke??" Sam replied, amused at the usually calm and collected person.

"Coke? I don't think Tony has any coke in the fridge. Will pepsi be ok?" Asked Bucky, innocently.

Sam just muttered a small ohmygodwhyamifriendswithyouguys as he rolled his eyes.

"What did you want again??"

"Spider-Man's interview is gonna give come on in-"

"Five minutes" finished Natasha, who just climbed down from the vents with Clint. Steve, at this point,  just didn't questions it, unlike Clint who just stood there with his mouth open

"What? How? I didn't notice you!! What the heck"

Steve threw a table at Clint who jumped into Natasha's arms. A shrill cry came from the direction of Steeb, i mean Steve

"LaNgUaGe!"

~~~~~~TiMe SkIp~~~~~~~~~~

All the avengers- Thor, Steve, Bucky, Sam, Clint, Natasha, Scott, Tony, Peter, Bruce and Pepper gathered round to watch the interview. Loki (fight me), Pietro (again, fight me) and Wanda were out and were going to be back who knows when.

"I bet he'll get scared and flustered I mean have you seen the way he acts when we get there. He acts like a little kid."

Everyone laughed at Sam's comment. Everyone that is except Peter, who just huffed and rolled his eyes. Tony noticed this and shot a questioning look at his not-son son.

"Peterrrrrr"

"Yessssssss"

"What's your opinion on Spidey??"
Peter pondered on that, well he pretended to anyways. No one, but Tony knew that he was the one they were all mocking. 

"Well, I respect him. He looks out for the little guy and no offense, you guys don't do that."

"Oh come on. Don't tell me you actually like this guy. I mean, he's   never had to fight some massive villain or had his life in danger" scoffed Sam. 

This made Peter angry. He has had his life in danger, was Sam really that dumb or did he take lessons? Smiling slightly at that comment, he replied,

"Sam. The golden rule of speech. "f you can't say anything nice, don't say anything at all." Sam was about to reply when the interview started. 

It was like any other interview and the team watched it in silence, with the odd comment from someone or rude remarks from Sam. Either way, everyone found it interesting.

Peter, well he was a whole other story. He was so bored he was falling asleep! He could recount each word and each question perfectly. He was fiddling with the edge of his sweatshirt when he heard something he didn't remember at all.

"Can you tell us anything about your famed friendship with Peter Parker, a high school student from Midtown School of Science and Technology?" 

At this Peter paled. The whole team turned to look at Peter, but he acted confused.

"Yeah I can actually. I think he's a mad thing to be honest. Cool person, but CRAZY dude if ya get what I mean, New York." Spiderman looked into the camera and raised an eyebrow no one could see and  went on to say " I don't even understand how the hell he got an internship at SI. It's real though, contrary to popular belief. But if anyone should be an intern, it should be me."

The interviewer was shook, but managed to keep his cool as he looked into the camera and said

"That's all folks, thanks for tuning in and sending in your questions. Goodbye from me, Andrew Garfield and the rest of the team here at the daily bugle."   A/N: why yes, i really did that ;)

There was a deadly silence. The whole team was confused, even Nat. Tony however, was struggling to keep a straight face. Peter was (not really, but to fool the team annnnnnnd for fun) fuming.

HOW DARE A JOBLESS TOOL SAY THAT!! ABOUT HIM!!!

"SAY THAT TO MY FACE, YOU BACKSTABBER! I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS!! YOU COWARD!!"

"Wait, What?!?!?" Scott said aloud voicing everyone else in the room's thoughts.

There was a small pause, in which Peter used to try and get away. Peter was almost at the door when Sam tackled him to the ground.

"HOLD UP PETER" Sam shook him violently

"You know Spider man??"

"Errrrrm maybe??" Peter squeaked out

Tony was struggling to keep in his laughter in and the rest of the team  were even more confused.

"Sam, I have homework. Please let me go!!" Peter begged.

"NO" screeched Sam

"YES" Peter screeched back

"NO"

"YES"

"NO"

"YES"

"NO"

"YES"

"NO"

"YES"

"NO"

"YES"

"NO"

"YES"

"NO"

"YES"

"NO"

"YE-"

"GUYS JUST CALM DOWN!!"
screamed Natasha, which scared the room into complete and utter silence.
Natasha shouted, Natasha shouted. They were in some deep shit now.  

"Sam let him go."

"But, Nat! Pe-"

" I said let him go" Natasha said in a soft voice.

Sam froze.

Clint abandoned all hope, he grabbed Scott and climbed onto the fridge to watch in safety, and to avoid any of Sam's blood. The rest can fend for themselves. 

This was bad, this was very bad. Natasha never never spoke like that. Only towards enemies she's about to kill. 

Peter found an opening in the situation so he pushed Sam out the way and sped off to his room with a quick "Thanks Auntie Nat." 

Loki, Wanda and Pietro walked in then and said in perfect unison,

" What the fuck?"

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Well, That was a mess. Any ideas please give here. No hate thanks.!! 😊😊

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A/n: hi yes it's me from the future, just to let ya know that I edited this and to check my recent announcement thanks xx

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