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(Story) ~ YOUNG KING ARTHUR~

Young King Arthur was ambushed and imprisoned by the monarch of a neighboring kingdom.  The monarch could have killed him but was moved by Arthur's youth and ideals.  So, the monarch offered him his freedom, as long as he could answer a very difficult question.  Arthur would have a year to figure out the answer and, if after a year, he still had no answer, he would be put to death.

 

The question?...."What do women really want?" Such a question would perplex even the most knowledgeable man, and to young Arthur, it seemed an impossible query.  But, since it was better than death, he accepted the monarch’s proposition to have an answer by year’s end.

 

 

 

He returned to his kingdom and began to poll everyone:  the princess, the priests, the wise men and even the court jester.  He spoke with everyone, but no one could give him a satisfactory answer.

 

 

 

Many people advised him to consult the old witch, for only she would have the answer.

 

 

 

But the price would be high; as the witch was famous throughout the kingdom for the exorbitant prices she charged.

 

 

 

The last day of the year arrived and Arthur had no choice but to talk to the witch.  She agreed to answer the question, but he would have to agree to her price first.

 

 

 

The old witch wanted to marry Sir Lancelot, the most noble of the Knights of the Round Table and Arthur’s closest friend!

 

 

 

Young Arthur was horrified.  She was hunchbacked and hideous, had only one tooth, smelled like sewage, made obscene noises, etc.  He had never encountered such repugnant creature in all his life.

 

 

 

He refused to force his friend to marry her and endure such terrible burden; but Lancelot, learning of the proposal, spoke with Arthur.

 

 

 

He said nothing was too big of a sacrifice compared to Arthur’s life and the preservation of the Round Table.

 

 

 

Hence, a wedding was proclaimed and the witch answered Arthur’s question thus:

 

 

 

What a woman really wants, she answered….."is to be in charge of her own life."

 

 

 

Everyone in the kingdom instantly knew that the witch had uttered a great truth and that Arthur’s life would be spared.