Green Goblin VS The Joker

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Lunatics, maniacs, psychopaths. All these labels are what they have in common. Now, they share another: They're today's combatants!

Green Goblin, the Pumpkin Bomber and sworn enemy of your friendly neighborhood Wall Crawler.

And Joker, Gotham City's head-clown and king of laughter! 

I am Bandana Waddle Dee and it's my job to analyze their abilities, strengths, and weaknesses to determine the fate of 2 fighters in a Supremacy Showdown!

Oscorp, one of the world's top corporations and led by a highly wealthy man, Norman Osborn. Very few can challenge his economic wealth and power. However, even when he had his own time off, he would always ignore his son, Harry. This is important for later.

While going through a recently arrested Oscorp member's notes, he found a recipe for success in the form of a performance enhancer, one which would make him powerful like a superhuman. However, there was a sabotage, one done by his own son. Harry switched out the chemicals, and, tl;dr, ended up in a trip to the hospital.

Still, something happened during the reaction. He was thinking much clearly now, knowing that at some point he would be driven into insanity. And boy, did that happen fast! He became so crazy that he had the guts to take on Spider-Man. (If you have arachnophobia and don't like the mention of the word, please skip ahead to Joker's bio)

Now with new strength and newfound insanity, he donned the name that surely fit Normie- I mean, Norman Osborn very well. The Green Goblin.

Let's talk abilities and arsenal! With this serum, Goblin's strength and endurance has doubled, making him at least twice as strong as a normal person. His arsenal is really wide. He also can withstand toxins that would kill or affect normal people, like a superarmor for everything in his body. If that doesn't work, his mask has a built-in filter to prevent harmful chemicals entering his system. This mask also has some sort of thermal vision, allowing him to see things that are invisible by normal means. He flies a glider which can fire missiles, bullets, and his most iconic weapon, the Pumpkin Bombs!

My pumpkins are, quite literally, the BOMB!

These explosives come in a variety of types, similar to Batman's batarangs. There's regular one's that you throw like a standard grenade, gliding ones, boomerang ones, napalm ones, smoke-bombs, you name it! He's got a bomb for it! These can easily bust through stone walls just by one of them and around 100 can take off the entire top of a skyscraper!

However, as do all people, these strengths come with some weaknesses. You see, Norman Osborn and Green Goblin are like split personalities, meaning sometimes Normie has trouble keeping under control. He's been defeated countless times by Spidey, and even died multiple times, mostly by impalement. Seriously, he's been impaled through the chest multiple times and he's still kicking! How in the cinnamon toast heck- Oh wait, the serum gave him an increased healing factor, nevermind.

Despite this, never underestimate the Pumpkin Bomber. He's an extremely powerful foe, and watch out for the Green Goblin!

The itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout! Down came the Goblin and wiped the Spider out!

Gotham City is quite an atrocious place, filled with crime and supervillains. One man, however, easily trumps them all. This man is simply known as the Joker.

Why so serious?

During a fall into a pit of chemicals, a man fell into a vat of chemicals. Who was he before this? Even he doesn't know. However, this vat was filled with chemicals that made him go mentally insane. And now that I think about it...insane is quite an understatement. But enough about that, let's talk arsenal!

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