You and Alex were in your room talking. "Alex what are we gonna name our kids?" You asked, "let's name one of them target" he suggested. You were annoyed, all Alex talked about was target.
"Can you stop talking about target jeez" you said. There was a silence, Alex gave you a death glare. "What did you just say?" He said angrily "I just asked you to stop talking about target so much" you replied.
"how dare you? I thought what we had was real" he cried. "Okay I'm sorry" you said.
"SORRY DOESNT FIX ANYTHING" he yelled. ""SHUT UP UGH" you yelled back,
"NO TARGET IS THE BEST AND I WILL TALK ABOUT IT ALL I WANT"
"I PREFER WALMART"
After you said that Alex punched you In the face so hard your weave flew off. You smashed Alex's head threw the wall.
Then he hit you in the back of the head with a pan. He hit you so hard you forgot your name.
"WAIT I NEED TO REST IM TIRED" you said
You grabbed a glass of water and drank it and continued fighting with Alex.
He ran towards you with a sword and a shield, but then you remembered Dora the explorer left her backpack. You grabbed her machine gun and shot Alex in the head.
You sat down for a few minutes and decided to go to Walmart to buy a shovel. You dug up a whole in your backyard and buried Alex.
After that you hung out with Luke from Walmart
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Alex from target ghetto imagines
FanfictionI wrote this when I was like 10 years old I'm literally so sorry for this omg I thought this was comedy gold when I was younger
