"WAKE YO RATCHET BOOTY UP" Alex screamed
"Why are you up so early?" You yawned
"BECAUSE ITS A SPECIAL DAY TODAYYYYY"
"What special day, what's going on" you were confused and you didn't know what he was talking about
"Wow seriously? Today is my birthday HOW COULD YOU FORGET IM GOING TO KILL YOU" alex yelled
"Calm down Sally" you said
"DONT TELL ME TO CALM DOWN YOU CALM DOWN" alex was still yelling and you'd wish he'd just shut up
"I'm gonna buy you a present" you got dressed and drove to the dollar tree to buy him a pink plastic princess tiara and a plastic ring.
You went back home and gave him his present "omg I love it! where did you buy this?" He asked
"The dolla tree" (the 99 cent store) you said
Alex slapped you in the face. He doesn't like anything that isn't bought from target.
His birthday was horrible because of you lol, that's depressing. At least your weave didn't fall out
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A/N school sucks lol
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Alex from target ghetto imagines
FanfictionI wrote this when I was like 10 years old I'm literally so sorry for this omg I thought this was comedy gold when I was younger
