You were walking in the city with Alex. You were wearing a white dress.
"Can we go to target? Please" Alex asked
"ALEX (idk his last name so I'm just gonna put from target) FROM TARGET WE ARE NOT GONNA GO THERE AND IF I HEAR THE WORD TARGET AGAIN IMMA SLAP YOU" you yelled
"Ugh fine where are we going" he replied "I don't know but there is a creepy little girl following us and she won't leave" you said
You and Alex ran from the girl but she chased you. "it's impossible to get away from her" you said "oh well" Alex replied
Alex saw a string hanging from your skirt. But it wasn't any string... It was your tampon string (DUN DUN DUNNN)
"Here let me get that for you" Alex said, he reached to get it but you didn't know what he was reaching for.
He grabbed your tampon string and yanked it. It fell on the floor in slow motion.
There it was. On the floor. A hairy tampon string. The creepy little girl saw it too and she got scared to death. Literally she died.
Everyone was staring at you and you were praying to die just like that girl.
There were no bathrooms around you and you had no more tampons
"That's what you get for not letting me go to target" Alex said while running away
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WHATS WRONG WITH ME WHY DID I WRITE THIS OMFG
YOU ARE READING
Alex from target ghetto imagines
FanficI wrote this when I was like 10 years old I'm literally so sorry for this omg I thought this was comedy gold when I was younger
