So you were walking into target looking ghetto as anything (I'm keeping this pg)
You decided to buy some green weave and some purple contacts. You went to the cashier and some guy named Alex had the nerve to ask me if I found everything I wanted.
He needs to mind his own business before he gets bopped. "Yes I found everything I wanted, now can you tell me how much money I need to pay you" you said with an attitude.
"Um yeah, $17.50 please" he said politely. "Um excuse you. Why are you so rude like I did nothing to you and you was talking to me with an attitude. Where's the manager you're about to get fired" you yelled
"I'm sorry ma'am I didn't mean to sound ru-"
"SHUTUP YOU REPLIED TO ME WITH AN ATTITUDE AND I DONT APPRECIATE THAT" everyone in the store stared at you
"Hey! Don't talk to my boyfriend like that" alex's girlfriend said
"What are you gonna do about it"
"I'll fight you"
"GURL I WISH YOU WOULD ILL GO SQUIRREL MONKEY ON YOU"
"Yeah right"
She pushed you and then you threw your pet raccoon at her and then her face got bitten by the raccoon multiple times. You grabbed your weave, raccoon, and your contacts and left. the end
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I LAUGHED SO HARD WHILE WRITING THE ENDING OMFG
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Alex from target ghetto imagines
FanfictionI wrote this when I was like 10 years old I'm literally so sorry for this omg I thought this was comedy gold when I was younger
