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Ein:I have your father.

Aphmau:I don't have a father.

Ein:Than who told me that I better have you back by your curfew?

Aphmau:Oh Irene you have Zane.

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Lance:Why did the chicken cross the road?

Cassandra:Why?

Lance:To get to the idiots house.

Lance:Knock knock.

Cassandra:Who's there?

Lance:The chicken.

Cassandra:I won't punch you under one condition.

Lance:What?

Cassandra:You go tell that to Eugene.

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Dante:Travis,you need a hobby.

Travis:I have a hobby!

Dante:Staring at Katelyn making that OwO face doesn't count.

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Travis:*dramatically*She was poetry,but he couldn't read!

Nya~Chan:*in the tone of the vine*His name was Jared,and he was nineteen.

Giles:When his parents built a very strange machine.

Iris:Watch that scene,dig it,the dancing queen!

Pinkie Pie:AAAAYYYYY,MACARENA!!!!

Scourge:*claps*Terrible job,everybody.

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Spike:WE'RE GONNA DIEEeeEEeE!!!!!!

Buffy:Think positive!

Spike:We're gonna die together!*lenny face*

Buffy:...

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